This one's for Kymmy. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word ?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word  into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

 

I am VERY glad to hear that!

 

off the the neighbors to assist with hot tub moving [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

You folks got me invited back [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

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That's Funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Considering you were the reason a lot of us were giving CB our business, good to hear.

Don't hurt yourself moving the hottub. Just a tip...It will be easier to move if you empty it first. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Your buddy that has the 03 preddy called. Got him squared away... He'll be happy with his set-up. It will be the same as my 03 when he's done. I advised he should do the pipes and carb first and ride it, then look at the swinger and axle if he still thinks he wants it.

 

By the way, I left you a message...

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img] Grandsons just got here, little on is kind of fussy, he is two, and just not feeling all that great. No RMC today, we'll see about tomorrow. Dang but I want to go quad shopping. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]