why is it when you walk out your house/apartment all neat and presentable you see no one you want to impress anyway, and then when your sleeping all day and go outside without washing your face, combing hair, changing clotches, etc, you meet someone you know and/or hot girls? or maybe that just happens to me?

 

Its against the law to wear headphones when driving(can't hear emergency vehicles)...but deaf people can get drivers licenses!!!

If you are in a falling elevator and you jump right before it hits the ground...will you land without injury???

 

Why do they call it a 5th wheel when it's actually a hitch?

Why do some poeple call them motors when they are actually engines?

 

To the person that asks if a person realy does LOL at his computer, the answer is yes and here is the proof.
Also I drink a crap load of pepsi, I tried to quit once, pretty much cut out pepsi for almost 2 months and lost 10-20lbs. It's been a while can't remember exactly how much weight. Thats in reference to the guy that lost weight by drinking diet coke instead. It does work. Of course I'm back to my 2 litres a day almost so.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

Unsolved Mysteries: If they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

If drinking and driving is illegal then why do bars have parking lots??

 

I want to know where space ends...is it a brick wall?

 

FYI:

they are called station wagons because in the 1920's the first vehicle of this type was the Chevrolet Suburban. They were owned by wealthy people in New York. The servants drove vehicles to the train station to meet their owners who came by train from New York City with all their luggage. Thence the term "Station Wagons".

Why to they call it a TV set, when there is only one of them?

LPP

 

Sorry, should have added that the servants were at the country estates and drove to meet the folks coming by train from the city.

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LPP

 

1. the theory about space is that eventually you come back to where you started, i believe.

2. Ovaltine: the can is round, the mug is round, it should be called roundtine.

3. have you ever wondered what a black hole is. technically it is a point of infinite mass and infinite density but what the hell man how can that be.

4.its a fact that eating meat is what allowed humans to increase their brain size and be smart so why the hell aren't vegetarians all really stupid.