puttputt u serious if so that is hilarious.

 

warrior--Ya my wife didn't think so.

 

i tell them that my parents went a jumped off a cliff, or i tell them there with you mother at your local motel.

 

Im on that no call list and they STILL call me! its so annoying, i am going to try some of these lines ive heard on here, lol, then well se if they call back, he he he.

 

I am on the no call list.......and they haven't called me in like 8 months......it is a life saver.......

 

This thread is great. Here's mine, actual PHONE conversation:

THEM: May I speak to the person that handles your long distance phone bills?
ME: I'm sorry, we don't have a phone.
THEM: What?
ME: We don't have a phone.
THEM (obviously confused): I...uh... but I just called you!
ME (about ready to completely lose it and LOL): We're not interested. *click*

 

Hey BigScary, when the call for pizza you should take their order, and then call the actual pizza place and screw up their whole order. 3-4 calls a week is sure to give them a bad rap. This will be especially funny for repeat customers.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

My boss did this last year to a TM,
TM: hello, do you need refinancing information on our rates?
boss: you're fat, aren't you?
TM:excuse me?
boss: Ya, you're just a big hogger that has nothing better to do than bother people
TM: I'm just doing my job !!
boss: You're eating right now, aren't you, a donut on your lap, and one in your hand while we're talking,I'm right, aren't I ???
TM: wh... wh... what the hell are you talking about,why are you talking to me like this?'
boss: hey, you called me, I can say whatever I want, you're taking up my time.
TM: I don't have to listen to this, you can't say that !!!
boss: hey, I can do this all morning, I got the time,chubby
TM: you bast*&$ !!!! ( phone slams down)

 

Naw i don't have the time to even mess with people, i ask for their name and extension, then i say " if you ever call here again i'm going to F*CKING KILL YOU!" then ask them if they understand..... at least i get some satisfaction that way, the telezapper cuts out 95% of the calls like that tho

 

If I'm eating, I don't bother with the phone. I'm not one of Pavlov's dogs. But if I do answer, there's usually a pause after I say hello - I don't bother saying it again. I just hang up. Not going to waste my time. If they ask for me by my first name like they're my buddy, I just hang up on them when they start with the crap. Not going to waste my time. My wife doesn't know how to hadle them - I think we'll try "GET OFF THE PHONE B_TCH OR I AM GOING TO FVCK YOU UP" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] That's awesome.