I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
Aug 25, 2003 | 03:32 PM
#55
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I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
me: "Thors house of pain!"
them: "May I speak to Mr"
me: interupting then I say loud and proud "ouch!"
them: "May I speak to .."
me: "ouch!"
Just keep going and make sure you interupt them when you say "ouch"! I've had several telemarketers and charities laugh like crazy from this.
them: "May I speak to Mr"
me: interupting then I say loud and proud "ouch!"
them: "May I speak to .."
me: "ouch!"
Just keep going and make sure you interupt them when you say "ouch"! I've had several telemarketers and charities laugh like crazy from this.
Aug 25, 2003 | 03:33 PM
#56
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I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
Originally posted by: Batoutahell
If my wife answers the phone, I usually yell "GET OFF THE PHONE B_TCH OR I AM GOING TO FVCK YOU UP". My wife laughs at that one, she actually had one ask if she needed some help.
If my wife answers the phone, I usually yell "GET OFF THE PHONE B_TCH OR I AM GOING TO FVCK YOU UP". My wife laughs at that one, she actually had one ask if she needed some help.
Aug 25, 2003 | 04:18 PM
#58
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I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
i just talk in a wisper...with a tone like i'm all horned up. asking them to repeat what they said...slowly. then ask them what they look like. Keep telling them "oh yeah...i like that...go on...slow..ooh slower...yeah.
If they stay on long enough. it helps if you pop in your favorite porno and turn it up so they can hear it.
guys hang up quick. and can actually be funner to f with. ask them if they work out...you sound strong. use their name alot. scares the s out of them even if they gave you a fake one.
i feel dirty just thinking about it.
If they stay on long enough. it helps if you pop in your favorite porno and turn it up so they can hear it.
guys hang up quick. and can actually be funner to f with. ask them if they work out...you sound strong. use their name alot. scares the s out of them even if they gave you a fake one.
i feel dirty just thinking about it.
Aug 25, 2003 | 07:01 PM
#60
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I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
This one guy called and says "so, how are you today, sir?" - I reply "I'm doing great, I'm getting a blow job right now. Oh, yeah, baby, that's the way..."
He lost it and was laughing so hard he was choking, then gains his composure and continues on with his schpeel. I totally played it up and think he was having his coworkers listen in on the conversation. I finally couldn't keep it up (the conversation) and just hung up, but my wife and I laughed hysterically for the next half hour.
He lost it and was laughing so hard he was choking, then gains his composure and continues on with his schpeel. I totally played it up and think he was having his coworkers listen in on the conversation. I finally couldn't keep it up (the conversation) and just hung up, but my wife and I laughed hysterically for the next half hour.