Great post,seems like most people get a long with this topic which is unlikely.
Rolllllllllllllll Tide!

 

The Irish will beat every one of your "cheating in school and girl raping" teams. You know why??

Cuz our cheaters and rapists are smarter than yours!

Catholics vs. Convicts; who you gonna root for?

Go Irish!

 

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OU FINAL EXAM

Instructions Read each question carefully.
Answer all questions.
Time Limit: 3 weeks.
Begin immediately.


1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR give the first name of Bill Clinton.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges?
(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. IF you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

 

Sooner Vocab

HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital
is Hot-lanta.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup
truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup
truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back
of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh
puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that
things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these
Southern words and git back to work,
your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't
rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are
tarred."
FAT - 1. noun. A battle or combat.
2. verb. To engage in battle or combat.
ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some
farn country."
DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction.
Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job
with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City...view?"
HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

 

Name:_____________________________________________ __________________ Nickname:___________________________ CBHandle:____________________
Address (RFD):____________________________
Daddy (if unknown list 3 suspects):_________________________
Neck size:____ [] Light Red [] Medium Red [] Dark Red []
Other Number of teeth exposed in full grin:_______ Upper:_____ Lower:____ Make of Pickup:_________________________
Tire Size:_________________ Hounds:_____________ Type: [] Blue Tick [] Beagle [] Black and Tan Length of right leg:__________ Length of left leg:__________ other:_________ How many cars/makes in front yard? _________________________________
How many on blocks?________________________________
How many kitchen appliances on front porch? _____________
back porch? _________________________
When and where was your last "Elvis" sighting?_____________________________ Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags? [] Yes [] No
Are you married to any of the following? (circle all that apply) -Sister -Cousin -Cousin's Sister -Other, Explain:__________________________________________ __________ Have you EVER had more than one bath a week? [] No [] Yes, Explain:__________________________________________ _

*Medical Information* Do you have at least two (2) of the following: [] B.O. [] Lice [] Crabs [] Bad Breath [] Hoof in Mouth [] Scabs [] Fleas [] Infected Tatoos [] Crossed eyes [] Runny Nose [] Green Teeth [] Yellow Teeth [] Any Teeth [] Speach Impediment

*General Information* Can you count past 20 without stripping? [] yes [] no [] never tried

Favorite Weapon: [] Tire Iron [] Pick Handle [] Log Chain [] Shotgun

Favorite Pastime: [] Drinkin' [] Coon Huntin' [] Fishin' [] Fuedin'[]

Other Truck equipped with: [] Gun Rack [] Fuzzbuster [] 8-Track [] Rebel Flag [] Roll Bar [] C.B. Radio [] Beer Cans [] Squirrel Tail [] Bull Horns

Favorite Vocalist: [] Elvis (the young Elvis) [] Elvis (the old Elvis) [] Elvis (dead)

Cap Emblems: [] John Deere [] CAT [] SKOAL [] Budweiser [] Bud Dry [] Jack Daniels [] Teamsters local Merberships: [] NRA [] VFW [] KKK [] 700 Club [] B.P.O.E. [] Sine-aid Society

Do you vote? [] Yes [] No []

What's that? Have you ever been in jail? [] Yes [] No [] Born there

Your Signature (one X will do):____________________________Date:_____

 

I predict the Buckeyes with a repeat... this time over Oklahoma!

GO BUCKS!!

 

The buckeyees will be 0-1 after today and there repeat dreams crushed! Go Sooners

 

Ohio state never won last year in my mind. what a cheap call....pass interference my ****.

miami all the way!!!!

 

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GO BUCKS!