This made me laugh.....Kind of reminds me of some of the posts I read. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

How Many forum Subscribers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Answer: 1,343

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed;

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs;

53 to flame the spell checkers;

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames;

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";

another 6 to condemn those 6 as ****-retentive;

156 to write to the list administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum;

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to Litebulb-L;

203 to demand that cross posting to Grammar-L, Spelling-L and Illuminati-L about changing light bulbs be stopped;

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum;

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty;

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and to post the corrected URL's;

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list;

33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add "Me too";

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three";

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;

44 to ask what is "FAQ";

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago on Usenet?"

143 to ask "what's Usenet?"

 

This is so funny and so true.AlaskaBoy.

 

LOL this made me laugh. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Too bad it is so true.

Kevin

 

you forgot the 12 people who will post pics of themselves changing light bulbs...and the additional 44 that respond, stating the pic link is not working...and finally the 6 more people who want to know how to post there pics of themselves changing their light bulbs.

 

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LOL funny stuff..

You also forgot about 24 people who argue that their lightbulb is faster.

 

No it's 25 people arguing that ther LIGHT BULB is faster. 11 people post your dyno sheet or have it dynoed then talk smack.

 

then 24 people will post how they made there light bulb faster and a site in which they can

then 10 people will post saying that there light bulb which is underpowered can still keep up with a much faster lightbulb.

and 13 more people will post how there light bulb does wheelies

 

And then a new lighbulb comes out, and 33 people will speculate if it will be as fast as the other new lightbulb that just came out 6 months before it.

 

9 how many watts was the light bulb.