Birds always try to fly through my patio screen door at home...its funny when your sitting there and you hear a thump and see a little bird on the floor wondering what the heck just hit em...

 

i hit a squirrel about 2 weeks ago, only bad part was about 5 minutes later i smelt something burning and its tail got caught under my frame....feel sorry for it.

 

When I was 17,driving a dirt bike I nearly ran over a snake,you have never seen someone driving a dirtbike with his legs as high in the air as me when I passed it,LOL!(I thought it would bite me so I put my legs as high as I could just to be sure but it didnt even move).
Ever heard of "A bee in your bonet",well try "a wasp in your helmet"...Ow,that hurt,my cheek swelled up big.I tryed to get it out but just made it mad.

 

I've run over a little rabbit before, and I felt really bad about it. And, being as bright as we are, me and my friends followed (you say chased, I say followed) a massive Bull Moose before

 

I ran over this big rabbit last week on my 200x. I came back to see if it was okay, it was already dead so I turned around fast and took it home and fed it to my burmeese python. My friends were like" where did he go?

 

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my friend luke hit a bobcat in his neon. Smashed the fog lights and the bumper. Good thing he wasnt on his bike.

 

HAHAHAH
then he tryed to beat it to death with somthing, But couldent find anything hard enough.... LMAO

 

lol... me and my buddys "follow" deer on some occasions... usually they run before we get a chance to get too close... but there is always that 1 skipper that doesnt quite know what to do yet.

 

i hit a posume, i think thats how u spell it. its one of them giant rats with them tails they hang from trees and junk and they hiss at u. well when i hit it the poor thing basically exploded (i thought i hit a puddle mud pudle b/c its guts got on my helmet but my friend behind me said i totaled a mouse, lol yea he said a mouse). so it turned out i had its blood and guts on the left portion of my body and it like crusted on my exhaust since i rode all day. smeled really bad. i got a new full exhaust (sparks all the way!) system but ill give someone my posume crusted exhaust to u for free.