1-lol i slid into my dads oven going into my garage, hit the brakes too hard!, broke all the glass on the front
2-Showing off doing a catwalk a little too fast coming up at a bridge and turned too sharp and rolled it
3-Fell right on my @$$ doing another catwalk
4-Was on my little 80 flying outside a bush trying to find my friend, noticed him sitting there at the corner so i hit my front brakes and fell right over the handle bars

 

I thought I was being a good big brother by letting my little bro work on my 250R. He put my new front Douglas wheels on for me but didn't tighten the lugs enough. I was in 5th gear when I noticed my right front wabbling really bad. I started to slow down and the wheel came off. Anyone ever see a TRX250R cart-wheel at about 50 mph?

 

Me and my ex-girlfriend were on my Wolvy, parked with some pals that were in jeeps. When we started to leave the road was blocked with a jeep. I started around it and had to push down some small trees. One was a little to big and about the time I got it rode down it sprung back up and flopped us off [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Didn't hurt but it sure embarressed me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Most of my crashes arent funny... but i guess one is interesting.

I was riding down the trail by a highway... when all of a sudden theres this hill going down, which surprised me because i didnt know where we were. I started going down... hit a HUGE tree root like 6 inches across... so i stopped in the middle of the hill. Went to get going again but my front brakes stuck. Somehow.. not sure how.. i ended up flippin forward. Being stupid as i am i jumped off, rolled with my quad twice and it landed on four wheels. I hung on to a tree and watched it glide down the hill and stopped in front of the highway. And there I was huggin a tree for dear life! it was one long way to the bottom of the hill.

 

yeah one time i was powersliding down my icy road the i hit a dry spot and it flipped and when the tires slammed onto the slush it made a really loud farting sound and i couldnt stop laughing.

 

Wasn't funny at the time...but now it is. Me and some friends were riding in the desert and I was on a Warrior, my friend was on a Blaster. We were playing "follow the leader", and my friend on the Blaster fell behind. We stopped and waited for him. After about 10 minutes, I decided to back-track to find him. There are HUGE greasewood bushes here in the dez. I was coming around one of them in about 3rd gear and THERE HE WAS COMING THE OTHER WAY!!!!! WHAMMMM!!!! We hit head-on and body-slammed each other. Both quads had bent frames along with flats, broken plastic, the whole nine yards. We hurt like h*ll for the next few days, and it took a while to get the quads back in shape. I'm more careful of blind corners after that incident!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

This one is sorta stupid. I was riding my cousins honda trail 70 down the road at my camp. A funny sight to start with (6ft 200+lbs) So i got this little bike tapped out, when i round a corner and there is a car right there, nail the breaks and let go of the bike. Just sorta put my feet down, stood up for a second and let the bike take off into the woods. Landed on my a$$ and gave the driver of the oncoming car a good laugh

 

lol my dad was pickin my quad up from my friends one night and he neva knew i put a twist throttle on. He started it up rode up the ramps, ova hte tool kit, though the rear window, and into the frotn seat

i think i win

n i have posted b4 about my crash 2 days ago where i did a superman that gone wrong [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

I was loading the trailer with my brother and we usally drive the quads up. But this time it was winter and the trailer was a little slick. So we went up together but I didnt get up all the way and started spinning so I told my brother to back down but he didnt. With him having four wheel drive and me having two he kept on going and well my back tires were off the trailer by the time he made it up all the way. The trailer tilted and flung the front end of my bike in the air pretty fast. Good thing for the grab bar lol. Lets just say we lifted my bike on the trailer that after that lol.

 

I think I have you all beat with this one. Was riding my kids E-Ton 40 over to the grandparents house so they could watch him ride, maybe 2 blocks at the most. Started showing off and hit a bump. Flipped the quad over on top of me with my wife and kid in the car behind me. They both had tears in their eyes as I was getting up and chasing the 40 down the ditch to shut it off.