well this isn't too funny but, well on easter sunday we were at my wife's grandmas. no real trails down there just a bunch of gravel roads. well I was ridding my 540 down one of the roads and comming up to a inersection, the road I was on crosses the other road on an angel. and sence I was going about 55-60 I decided to cut across the grass to stay straight. well little did I know there was an old 4x4 post in the ground that was sticking up about 1 foot, I couldn't see it do to the grass. well lets just say that I just had all 57 stiches removed and I have 6 seperated ribs and 3 broken ribs, sprained wrist, spained knee.


also I am having a new set of a-arm made and I need new plastic oh yea and 1 front and 1 rear rim.


now this was funny, a buddy of mine had an old honda 185 dirt bike that had been in his shed for years. well we got it out and got it running. the bike had alot of rust but ran decent. anyway I got out on the road warmed it up a little and got it up on a second gear wheelie, and I guess the nuts had been removed and the handle bar clamps were rusted on. lets just say that was weird holding bars that were noy attached when the front end comes down. I hit a parked car. OUCH

 

This one isnt realy funny but it is my worst crash

Back when my enduro was road legal (this crash just busted my turn signals and mirror) I was crusing down one of the main road is this town (4 lane), in the inside lane. The traffic was fairly heavy (you can see where this is going). All of a sudden the truck in front of me nailed his brakes and fliped on his turn signal. Well being on a bike, and only having my M1 for about i week, all i could think was oh sh*t. I tapped my brakes and tried to swerve into the other lane. Didnt quite make it. My knee ran right into the trucks tail light and bike continued on. I was sent flying and landed beside the pasenger door of the truck i just hit. At the time i was sorta in shock, and pissed off so I tried to stand up and fight the guy who owned the truck. Well as i put weight on the leg that i hit with, it buckled under me. 2 surgeries on that knee, 3 weeks in the hospital, could not walk for 8 months, and endless physiotherapy, and my knee is still screwed for life (can only bend it about 90 degrees).

On the plus side, just broke the turn signals on the bike ,and the mirror, which is ok because i will NEVER drive it on the street again.

This was about 2 years ago, and i can look back and see what a stupid kid i was. Lesson learned, the hard way.

Yes i was following to close

 

I have yall beat by a long shot so dont even try to beat it just playing

I had a bayou 220 and the carborator messed up so I had to choke it on the way home one day and let the rpms build up high and it would get to about 30 Well jsut so happens there was a little bit of thin mud so i tryed to do a doughnut and cought traction bout 10 mph in 4th gear it got up on two wheels so i jumped off and the fourwheeler corrected itself. We was right beside my dads cotton field with cotton stalks about 4 feet high and it jsut took off through it and my friend has an arctic cat 400 and i jumped on and we started chasing it thorough the feild couldnt see anythang at all just following the beated path while all of this was happening the bayou was jumpin terraces by it self doing probly 25 or so finally caught up( go to remember i was on a AC) took a long time to catch it pulled up beside it and pulled a John Wayne bounced off and rolled a few times friend got back and picked me up and again we started chasing it htis time i landed on the old bayou and drove it back to the edge of the field one of my friends threw up he was laughing so hard

So do yall go agree that mine is purty funny?

 

ok i got 2 both involve my friends ok first is my friend travis he was riding my quad and well he wasn't paying attention and drove my quad into a deep irrigation ditch.. it scared him SO bad when he came to he took a HUGE **** yea.. we got it out at night.. gald i still had my headlights on then.. o then i tried goin up the enbankment outta the ditch almost flipped then going up the enbankment ( side of an old railroad) and almost flipepd it just it dove down then straight up for about 5 ft o yea i ripped my pants [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] BRAND NEW they were all muddy and slide down when i was putting it in the truck when i bent dow nto pick up front tire they ripped and when i went ...

ok 2nd involves my friend josh now josh he aint very bright ... in some aspects he is but most the time ... no ok well his little cousin left his little polaris 50 over there and well josh got an idea hahaha o man ok well he gets it out starts doin wheelies and stuff on it and well he didn't see the dranage ditch in front of him( in wheelie) and did a wheelie int othe other side of it.. BENT it in half he BENT the quad in half it looks liek a kinda V now it don't quite touch ground but close........

 

back when i was a youngster my cousin and i decided to hot rod a couple of lawn mowers. we welded wheelie bars on them and monkeyed with the exhaust and everything..... well one day my cousin was gone and my chubby friend was over so he hopped on ol cuz's mower and started getting brave. before long he was riding wheelies and getting pretty good at them. then, he pulled a big wheelie and leaned way back into the wheelie bar and it broke so the mower flipped clear back, standing straight up. i should mention that this occurred in a gravel driveway. well, here is my friend and the screaming lawn mower doing some kind of a hilarious break-dance maneuver in the driveway, spinning around in circles with him pretty much laying on his back in the gravel hanging on to the steering wheel for dear life so the back tires wouldn't tear him limb from limb..... then a car drove up and stopped and the lady in the passenger side looked like she might actually pass out from laughing so hard watching this modern-day spectacle.... this wasn't just a momentary thing, it lasted like two full minutes. myself, being the good friend i was, made a couple half-hearted attempts to stop the hilarity and then just collapsed in laughter. my friend who was normally a "tough guy" was screaming like a four year old as this lawn mower mercilessly spun him around and around in the gravel.... oh man it brings a tear to my eye just recalling it...... well finally the lawn mower choked out and died but i'll never forget that woman in the car.....

 

This happened last summer. My first ride on the x we were hittin a sand burm to the left ,we must
have hit it 10 or 15 times roosting it pretty good. well i decided to hit it to the right and my front tire caught and i did a superman through the air on my back. Nothing was hurt but my pride.
My buddies still laugh at that.

 

I was riding my friends 220 Bayou along railroad tracks and I just cruising getting ready to turn around....well I made the turn and was gonna stop, reverse, and go...well I was turning toward this big wooden wall that was built to keep the dirt from falling over with a pretty deep but not too wide ditch...just enough for the front of quad to fit into..so I turn towards it and pulled his front brake lever in and...nothing happened...I was like wth...and while I was think that, I fell right into the ditch in front of the wall...My friend almost fell over laughing so hard...I felt embarassed...but I guess it happens...heh..


Later,
Warrior68Man

 

I havent crashed yet but I was on the Banshee and I was doing a donut and I Let off the throttle and it got traction and I flew like 10 feet and I hit the barn. Knocked the wind out of me but I was all right.

Then like 2 weeks ago me and Superball5337 were out riding and there was some jumps and they were really small and he tried jumping one of them and he endowed and he flew over the handle bars and his quad did a coupple flips and it landed on him and he like kicked it off of him. Nothing happened to his quad except turned the throttle lever thing on his Predator. Then later on he was doing donuts with it and he hit like a little rock and he flew off his quad and his quad took off and he landed pretty hard. I jumped off my quad and ran after it. Then like a week ago we went riding with this guy with a YFZ450 and a Z400 decked out and we went to there house and on the way back we were jumping the drive ways and ditches and he endowed his Pred again and he almost hit a mailbox and he flew off again. His Pred likes to endow alot but that is a few off my stories

 

got a few good war stories:

1. We were kids(9 and 11) and my dad bought us a used 125 fourtrax (you know with the farmers racks), well we used to ride it up and down the road alot, but would fight over who rode so we always rode together. Well we thought it was kinda queer to both be on the seat so I was riding on the front racks. (starting to chuckle yet) Well we were cruising about thirty or so and we hit a big pothole, guess what?? Racks fall off, I hit the road, big bro hits me, he flips face first into blacktop, we both wake up in the ambulance where we proceed to the hospital. I got 28 stitches in my head, broken arm, 4 broke ribs, broken ankle, and road rash from head to toe. he gets broke nose, collarbone, lot of cuts and bruises. So when they say no passengers they mean it.

2. Had just bought a new truck 98 ranger w/ 9" lift and 35" tires, we were loading up to go race and they were making fun of me because I was too short to push my bike into the truck. ktm sx 250 (2 wheels!!) Did I mention we were drinking? So i decide to ride up the ramp I get going start to go up the ramp start to slip goose the throttle and run into the back of my truck break out the window and fly over th the top and end up on the ground in front of the truck laughing my a$$ off.

 

So many funny ones......

1. First got my Raptor and let my friend ride it. He went over a hump and flew off I the sitting position and the quad kept going. He got up and chaced it down and dove on it to stop it. He thought we didn't see it.

2. Probably me riding up and rolling backwards down a very step hill. Well the time I got up to the very top, I forgot to pull the clutch in. I fell off the back and started running down the hill with the Raptor rolling head over heals after me. Then I look up and the cop sitting and looking at me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]