ATV Christmas Poem.........
#15
ATV Christmas Poem.........
If santa came down
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
#16
ATV Christmas Poem.........
Originally posted by: sixsixT
If santa came down
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
If santa came down
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
#19
ATV Christmas Poem.........
Originally posted by: sixsixT
If santa came down
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
If santa came down
sputtering from the sky
I'd grab his fat butt
and punch him in the eye
What are you doing
using a two stroke
they're noisy, unreliable
and man do they smoke
I'd put him on the raptor
to take for a spin
you know ole chubby
would return with a grin
He needs the torque
to haul him around
I know I do
til I lose a few pounds[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Thats a real good one Mitch and like that one better, lets do one with a 4-stroke...
but the credit is not for me, I seen this on another site and thought it was great....Happy holidays...
#20