I remember sitting in the 7th grade english class board off my butt. That morning i had been burning a few small brush piles. It so happens that i had about 8-9 matches still in my pocket. So what do i do? I start to twiddle around with the matches. Well, one match lit up and started a chain reaction in my pocket in the middle of class. I'm surrounded by smoke and trying not to scream from pain, but i manage to slap the fire into submission. My teacher smelled the smoke and made the whole class go outside while a fire fighter was called in to see what was burning. She never found out it was me. My pants were ruined and I still get crap from my classmates who know what really happened.

JaMeS

 

LOL Don't get me started on blowing up stuff.

All i can say is 14mins has had a lot of dam fun over the years.


Kyle- That chair had gone thru a lot. BUT YOU DESTOYED it. lol

 

I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many blowing stuff up stories you just wouldn't beleive.
You wouldn't beleive the two things at Wal Mart that make a heck of a boom, that are NOWHERE near explosive related.

That poor chair.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] The look on Bigger's face as he walked around the corner with it was priceless![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Ward- that was just a act that biggerisbetter was putting on. He is still reeling from the whoopping Texas put on them last year.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

You have to watch him. At the first trailer park race he was putting the move on Rodsquads wife. lol something about the size and it was dark or someother made up story.............................[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]I can't beleive he would do that.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I came home from a date at 3 AM & found my house had burnt to the ground (yea I've already heard all the jokes about the Firefighters house burning down) I was pissed at Broken Arrow FD for not saving it!! My neighbor came over & said they went in & was doing a good job of knocking down the fire when my ammo started cooking off!!

I did a lot of target shooting with my AR15 (I gould hit a baseball cap at 600 yards with open sights) & a friend of mine was on the Air Force shooting team so I did a lot of pistol shooting with them.
I did so much shooting I reloaded my own ammo, when my house burnt I had 2000 rounds of .223 & 2000 rounds of 9mm.
Well aparently it was quite a show!! Scared the hell out of the firefighters, they thought a machine gun was going off & called the cops, (about 20 showed up) needless to say they didn't go back in & due to the 30+MPH winds there wasn't much left when I got home.

The next day the sherrif shows up to find out about all the shooting & I showed him 5 ammo boxes full of cooked off rounds, not a single round penetrated the ammo boxes but it sure made a lot of noise!!
I told them they were lucky the 10 LBS of powder I had was stored in a shed out back!!!!!

Oh yea, the only thing left of my Match Grade Colt AR15 was the barrel (It was the anti Clinton model too it had the bayonett & tripod mount), fortunatly my Desert Storm commemerative Berretta was stuffed down between my waterbed & headboard & the only thing messed up on it was the grips.

 

LMFAO!!! Mark, I really did feel bad about that chair. I am looking into replacing it for you(how about a nice BOOMER SOONER chair)[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img].


Rods wife does look like mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and she had her back to me when I ROLLED up on her.LOL!! I thought Rob was going to kick my A$$ for a split second thier. lol. Good thing he's [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] BUT to tell you the true I was more worried about what MY wife was going to do to ME!




Biggerisbetter.

 

I had forgot about one of mine.
Last summer, a friend was given an '81 Chrysler Cordova. We had it running in a couple of minutes, and decided it would look better as a convertable[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]. I fired up the torch and started cutting the top off of the old brown clunker. The car still had full interior including headliner, so we had the water hose handy (yeah, we thought ahead[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]). I cut fromt the doors to the back glass on each side, then went to the front to continue my work. I had cut almost all the way across the front, while Kelly (My friend. Big boy, 360 lbs. Very quite and doesn't get excited about anything) was watering down the headliner and seats. My flame was perfect and the metal was staying red ahead of it. It seems that we had forgot about the sunvisors. As I went above the passenger side sunvisor, 20 years of dust, grease, insulation, foam, etc lit and the interior went into flames. I pulled away from the car and yelled, "Kelly, interior!" He started spraying the seats and headliner in an attempt to calm the flames. I still had my cutting helmet on, and hadn't put the fire out yet. I was standing right behind him and was only about 4 feet from the burning interior. I just assumed the heat on my belly was coming from the car[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]. As the heat became more intense, I ripped my helmet off to find my shirt was on fire. I then yelled, "Kelly, ME!" He turned around to soak me in water, but not before loosing the front half of my shirt and my chest hair.

The bad part and what reminded me of this story: I loved this shirt so I went out and bought another just like it. I was wearing the replacement shirt when I caught the Moto-4 on fire the other night.

 

This topic is killing me. Hope some of you have more stories.

 

hey guys i love the stories. 14mins you lead a very interesting life.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

here is my story- a few years back i had a birthday party and my freinds brought their quads over to my house to have some fun. well after an hour or so we have the bright idea to try pulling some stuff behind the quads. we use my freind justin as the guine pig for this kinda stuff. anyway i tied up an older lawn mower behind my warrior and pulled him around for a bit. after about 20 mintues the guys on the quads behind us starting waving there arms and trying to get our attention. i saw them and pulled over and they ride up and as soon as i turn around to talk to them to find out whats the matter i realized what the problem was. the lawn mower justin was on was on fire!! lol it was hilarious and the funniest part was justin didnt even realize it was on fire till we had completely stopped and he felt the flame under his seat.

keep the stories comming