4. Mudless Mudder
You can almost understand the logic with this one- You want the fame and glory of being a popular mudder at the pit, but you just can’t risk having your favorite muscle-shirt or tan overalls splattered. Fortunately, with the lift kit you wrangled from your brother-in-law Bubba’s monster truck, such concerns are null and void. Just remember not to pick up the phone when Bubba calls to ask why his monster truck is sitting on blocks.