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Old May 30, 2006 | 10:58 PM
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Dunno if I can say "*****" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] on this forum, but riding the Prairie hurts my nuts [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]. Here's the details....

I have a bowel disease (celiac). No matter how much I eat, I can't gain weight (I know, shut up you skinny &^%#). Anyway, I have no butt. When I hit bumps, my nuts bounce off the seat and [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] ^%$&^%$ it HURTS! I tried supporters, cups, riding pants... nothing seems to work. I stand on the boards a lot to prevent this (which you should do anyway over rough) but legs do get tired. Sitting and riding hurts where you don't want hurt.... OUCH!

Anyone got a solution (after yer done laughing, of course)?? Anyone else have this problem? I've been thinking of cutting the seat in the right area, but you ain't always in the right area...

 
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Old May 30, 2006 | 11:07 PM
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ok.................. ? that sucks *****. no pun intended.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 01:16 AM
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wow heres a first try a small rubber inner tupe,orr get a honda lol
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 10:16 AM
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You might try replacing the foam in your seat with that memory foam that they make beds/ pillows out
of and then cover it with nylon instead of vinyl. Just a thought.

Just read up on your problem. Yeah it sucks. My neighbors have that in their family. Rough thing to live
with. Good luck.



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Old May 31, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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There is an accessory out from Kawasaki that can suspend ***** while going over rough terrain. I saw it on their web site. Otherwise, wrap them puppies in some cotton ***** or something.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 03:45 PM
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Try a jock strap numb nuts[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Geez I crack myself up.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 04:00 PM
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Default After yer done laughing, *****.....

Supporter/jock strap, same thing.

More padding on the seat is about the best suggestion I've seen.

If all else fails, there's always duct tape. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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Originally posted by: ScootergptxIf all else fails, there's always duct tape. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Oooooo that would be rough afterwards!



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Old May 31, 2006 | 04:20 PM
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Darrin -Thanks for the "support" bro [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Duct tape. Damn, never thought of that, but I suspect it would work until it's time to take it off.... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] YIIIIIIIIIKES!

I just bought a pair of UNDER AMOUR at Dick's (man, this thread is full of laughs!) Sporting Goods to try out... will give it a shot later today....

Duct tape! Good one!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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http://www.atvscene.com/evaluations/...c1hump-06.html

Well there is a Pillow seat. Seems the reviewer finds it like sitting on a pillow
but it only lists it for the racers. You might try checking with the manufacturer.



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