I was riding my rancher today. And I don't know what happened. But whenever I stopped to get something to drink and a fill up of gas. I looked at the back of my rancher. And there were a bunch of pecans stuck to the rear of it. I don't know how. But it looked like my rancher had a bad case of the hemmeroids.

 

Well I don't know about that rancher ordeal..but my hampster that drives my honda u know.....he had a bad case of the squirts one day. It was a horrible smell..and some pecans started comin out the tail pipe man. I just put a cork in it and they stopped comin out...but it blew it off when I cranked it back up. no problems since though man.

 

well i tell you what man. maybe i have a hamster in my tail pipe too. maybe he is shooting them pecans out man. you think i ought to go and pick up some butt puddy or maybe some liquid cork for that hamster? that ought to take care of that man.

 

yeah man that should fix that hampster right up!! put some kaopectate in the gas....then do the putty job....that'll do fine