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BLONDE COOKBOOK!
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel
food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The
recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't
dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home
for supper.
WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of
silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a
new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I
was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said
put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must
have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home
a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh
boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a
flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and
set the controls for roast. It still came out
hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out
a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a
bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
chocolate moose.
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel
food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The
recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't
dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home
for supper.
WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of
silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a
new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I
was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said
put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must
have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home
a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh
boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a
flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and
set the controls for roast. It still came out
hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out
a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a
bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
chocolate moose.
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Originally posted by: Crash20
Way to bring a little humor into this very dry and boring friday..I am going insane today...How ever i don't take kindly to u dissing on blondes...we are not all that dumb...
Way to bring a little humor into this very dry and boring friday..I am going insane today...How ever i don't take kindly to u dissing on blondes...we are not all that dumb...
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Originally posted by: DSNUT
Uh..........Crash, blonde stereotypes don't apply to you. For blonde hair color to diminish intelligence, you have to be good looking to...........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Ok, carry on.........
Uh..........Crash, blonde stereotypes don't apply to you. For blonde hair color to diminish intelligence, you have to be good looking to...........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Ok, carry on.........
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04-07-2006, 08:48 PM
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
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Originally posted by: DragonDJ11
I can accept that reasoning [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: DSNUT
Uh..........Crash, blonde stereotypes don't apply to you. For blonde hair color to diminish intelligence, you have to be good looking to...........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Ok, carry on.........
Uh..........Crash, blonde stereotypes don't apply to you. For blonde hair color to diminish intelligence, you have to be good looking to...........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Ok, carry on.........
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04-07-2006, 09:01 PM
This is a Friday must read
Nice post. And just in time to go home and tell these to my blonde wife.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I think I'll do it AFTER dinner though. She sometimes clears her throat and says if I'm not a good boy she will put a surprise in my dinner.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
I think I'll do it AFTER dinner though. She sometimes clears her throat and says if I'm not a good boy she will put a surprise in my dinner.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]