lets all become illegal!
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A retired FBI agent of almost 40 years and a retired INS neighbor of his
copied this e-mail about a Maryland resident who petitioned his senator:
July 27, 2006
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to
determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which
you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an
illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I
need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine.
Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would
receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
copied this e-mail about a Maryland resident who petitioned his senator:
July 27, 2006
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to
determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which
you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an
illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I
need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine.
Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would
receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
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lets all become illegal!
Originally posted by: 2BIG2BFAST
alright who wants to call the ins. i have 62 borderbrothers who need a ride home[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] that way i can keep there checks[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
alright who wants to call the ins. i have 62 borderbrothers who need a ride home[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] that way i can keep there checks[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
LMAO.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Good One 2 big.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#9
10-31-2006, 01:57 PM
lets all become illegal!
[quote]
Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
That is the funniest this I have read all day!!!!
Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
Originally posted by: 2BIG2BFAST
alright who wants to call the ins. i have 62 borderbrothers who need a ride home[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] that way i can keep there checks[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
alright who wants to call the ins. i have 62 borderbrothers who need a ride home[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] that way i can keep there checks[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
That is the funniest this I have read all day!!!!
#10
10-31-2006, 02:27 PM
lets all become illegal!
it isn't even funny to joke about it in the state of CA anymore.
these freekin mechista's (mexicans who believe that the sw US still belongs to Mexico) have no problems taking down the US flag and raising their mexican buzzard rag.
if something isn't done soon, bullets will be flying...
anyone take a look at the california sex offender list lately............around 80% mexicans
these freekin mechista's (mexicans who believe that the sw US still belongs to Mexico) have no problems taking down the US flag and raising their mexican buzzard rag.
if something isn't done soon, bullets will be flying...
anyone take a look at the california sex offender list lately............around 80% mexicans