Cool the reading was scaring me.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

 

(evil laugh) muhahahahahahahah

Yes, world domination.... my plan is coming together nicely... So Cal duners shall rule the world.... at least until it gets hot then we will hide in the house.LOL

 

I have heard that everyone in SoCal sits in the airconditioning and eats twinkies when it gets hot. Do you have any idea how easy it would be to overthrow your city if these were ancient times?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] lol

 

You could topple the whole empire with a box of Suzie Q's.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I need Ho Ho's

 

I heard the dry cleaning business is quite a lucritive venture in socal.. all you duners sit at home after work and eat cheetos and play pocket pool.. Not that there is anything wrong with that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] but you leave yeller stains on your trousers in conspicuous locations [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

OK... OK.... cut, can we pause the world domination for a minute.... ERBE needs Ho-Ho's and I need some Suzie Q's.... anyone else need anything... no, everyone is good...

OK, game on... world domination is back on.

(clearing Suzie Q from throat) muhahahahahahahahah

 

Thats how you know you need to turn your britches inside out... you get like an extra week out of them.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

your tellin me there was more to the inside out sweatpant fad of the late 80's than extended wear? It was extended wear to hide the cheeto stains from fantasizing about the cheersquad with no panties [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

I suddenly have no urge to move to socal and open a dry cleaning businees. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Guess I'll just have to stay here.

"Well we're movin' on up..."