You mamma is so fat her car is made of spandex

 

Your mamma is so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard

 

OK last one... your mamma is so stupid, when your dad said is was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl and a spoon

 

Yo momma is so ugly when she was a kid her parents made her sit across the room at dinner and fed her by slingshot.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was a kid, her parents used to tie pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her....

Yo momma's so fat that in school she sat next to everybody....

Yo momma's so fat when King Kong went to grab her he got a hernia....

Yo momma's so fat that not only does she have multiple chins, but she was able to smuggle the Chin family into the country in her fat rolls

Yo momma's so fat that when you were concieved your dad had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...

Yo momma's so ugly that when she went mirror mirror, the mirror chimed back "B!tch you have got to be kidding me.."

Finally....yo momma's so fat and ugly, she rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared and offered her only 1 wish...she points to a map asked for peace in the middle east....he said, look I'm good, but that's near impossible, even for a genie give me somthing more doable....so then she instad asked if he could make her into the most beautiful woman in the world....the genie said.."Let me take a look at that map again"

TPR

 

Yo mama so skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.

 

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

1 more... your mamma is so stupid I asked her to play me one on one and she asked "what are the teams"

 

Your momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

 

Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craig's and they said "We asked for your weight not your phone number.

Yo momma's so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount

Yo momma's so fat her bellybutton doesn't have lint it has sweaters.

Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

Yo momma's so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack!

Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

 

Yo momma's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius.

Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read

Yo momma's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.