2 blondes driving to the airport ,, they see a sign airport LEFT so they turn around and go home .

what do you call a brunet standing between 2 blondes ? an interpreter .

what is a blond trying to do when she colors her hair to make it brunet ? trying to make artifical intelligence .

 

Which you, no doubt, steamed off so you could use it later and save $0.39[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]lol


Btw, Yo momma so fat, yo pappa had to get a CDL to ride her!

That was my first "Yo Momma" joke and it will be my last[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Yo mamma is so fat, she was given her own area code by the phone company.



Yo mamma is so fat, she was given her own zip code by the postal service.

 

yo momma is so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

 

Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were taking by satellite

 

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't take pictures she takes posters

 

Yo mamma so fat she's got more nooks and crannies than an English muffin

 

What do turtles and blondes have in common? Get them on their back and there both screwed.

 

Your mamma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.

 

Why did the blonde get mad when she saw her license? Because she had an F in sex.

Two blondes were talking and one asked, "What do you think is further, Florida or the moon?" The other answered, "DUH you can't see Florida!"

One time a blonde got pulled over for speeding. The cop said, "Let me see your license please." and the blonde said, "Man I wish ya'll would make up your mind." "Yesterday ya'll took it away and now you want to see it."