I think that they are discriminating against us HEALTHY people and I am contacting my EEOC attorney!!

Jimmy "Thats #@%&$*#*" Monteith

 

Jimmy
Don't feel bad about not getting picked for the movie. They probably didn't want someone to upstage the REAL actors. Jason didn't get picked because.... (this could be a poll, you fill in the blank)

 

Because he told the lady to pack sand when she called him back.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

in the words of the great eric cartman "i'm not fat i'm festivly plump"

ang

 

"I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet"


~Eric Cartman

 

I be a lardass...there I said it

Bob

 

Mike,

I ever so politely invited the lady to pack sand because she waited until a week before the shoot to call in the first place. Then she waits until 3 days before the shoot to tell me that I was weight challenged and THEN waited until 4 hours before the shoot to call and say "even though you're too 'husky', We have no one else and now we will let you come be in our cool movie" when it would take me a half hour to load the trailer and Grizzly, an hour and a half (or better) to get to the shoot site. I also had no babysitter for my lovely children, and wahhhhhh, I wanted to not be uninvited in the first place.

Had circumstances been better, I would have really loved to be there with you guys because I always thought I'd be a great Hollywood stunt man.

Jason "OK, I said it, I'm tender" Brinker

 

So what did you guys do for/in this movie. I have been an extra in a few films and it was kind of boring. The exciting part is watching the movie and trying to see yourself. You can see me in Pearl Harbor for about a half a second.

 

Kevin,

The COAC guys played evil dooer's who chased and corraled the film's protagonists. I am not sure if Matt had a line or not. I was a back a little too far to see exactly who said what. It was a night shoot, it was cold, there was a misting rain and even though the conditions were bad it was interesting to watch the way the ligting worked.

Bob "Don't worry Jason I still have that 45 minute video of you and that one guy, remember... the one you told me not to talk about" Bobman

 

Somebody (other than me, and I'm not mentioning names because I'm already in trouble with the teutonic enclaves) got to carry a gun, a camera, and a stuntman on the front of his quad...Dumping all three with great ceremony for the camera. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

Then they just had all of us come at the camera from radial positions around the center of action.

Then I got to do several runs straight at the camera, stopping as close as possible without hitting it. Scared the crap out of the cameraman at least once (I stopped with the front tire about an inch from the lens). I was on Bob's quad, so I wasn't quite comfortable with the whole "slide up to the camera" thing.

Oh, then Aaron did this whole Teenwolf quad surfing thing, buck naked with a bucket of pickles, a buffalo wig, and a 9 iron, while singing "I Believe in Miracles" and gyrating like Elvis on meth, standing on top of Matt's shoulders (he had a toga on). That was truly a sight to behold.

OK, maybe that last part was me after I got home...But you get the idea.



I doubt that you'll be able to see any of our faces, as just about every shot they did either had us backlit something fierce, or the headlights would obscure anything behind them.

Oh well...You can see my finer acting points in "The Rookie" anyway.