Customer service, do not over inflate.

 

Handle with care, Confidential

 

No warranty! No Refunds!

 

Fictional Characters bear no resemblance to any persons living or dead.

This is only a test

 

Please return you seat to an upright position.

This is not a step.

 

Viewer discretion is advised.

Senior discounts.

 

Senior discount...LMAO anybody gonna be able to enjoy that besides Scooter???
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I luv scooter!!

Its one hot ***** outside-- glad I'm chillin under the a/c

 

Great things about being old:

I get a discount

I get the door held open

I can blame it on alzheimers

I can blame it on alzheimers

 

lol Ripper...sista can you spare a dime?? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
sorry inside joke...

shall we start a Scooter FAN CLUB?
I want a poster of Scooter on my wall!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Well, just take an old Fabio poster and use that. I look exactly like him.




Except for the hair. And the muscles. And the perfect teeth. And the tan. And the money he's got.

But, with the lights out, you couldn't tell us apart. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] (tell me he's not hung [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img])