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Old 02-18-2011, 11:29 AM
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You guys got any good "one-liners" out there?


In a perfect world...


This disgusting oatmeal I'm eating would tase like prim rib-

and

my wife would agree to breast implants... for her
 
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by beergut
You guys got any good "one-liners" out there?


In a perfect world...


This disgusting oatmeal I'm eating would tase like prim rib-

and

my wife would agree to breast implants... for her
And your wife would say
"I wish he knew how to please a woman"
 
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:08 PM
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In a perfect world I never would have used a propane torch to remove my tire!
 
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:10 PM
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In a perfect world I never would have used a propane torch to remove my tire!


red! those are not the one-liners I was looking for!!!





 
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Old 02-18-2011, 07:29 PM
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in a perfect world, my wife would actually agree that i was right about something.

HA HA HA HA....i am dreaming now, ain't I? heh heh.........
 
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Old 02-18-2011, 07:56 PM
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In a perfect world I'd be rich and good looking.

In a perfect world we would be able to ride our ATVs anywhere.
 
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Old 02-19-2011, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Red400EXRod
And your wife would say
"I wish he knew how to please a woman"
LMAO, I nearly spit my rum-n-coke all over the screen!
In a perfect world I could see my dicky no matter how fat I get.
 
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Old 02-19-2011, 05:34 AM
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LMAO, I nearly spit my rum-n-coke all over the screen!
In a perfect world I could see my dicky no matter how fat I get.
in a perfect world, you wouldn't have to look down to see your dicky
 
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Old 02-19-2011, 07:00 AM
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In a perfect world I would be well off instead of well hung.
 
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Old 02-19-2011, 07:25 AM
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In a perfect world I would be well off instead of well hung.

 
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