that's nothing jester...

just wait until he shorts out the wires and melts the whole harness- then we can "evolve" this thread into a discussion on thermo dynamics and quantum mechanics.... and then into a religious conversation on budism and how all energy never dies, it just transforms from one spatial plain to another

 

i love this forum

 

What makes the electrons "go to the light" anyway?

 

I still say a good flashlight will help you see through anything.

 

I just use the lights on my quad to unload at night.

 

I ain't got no lights on my quad.

Besides, With 2 Spotlights aiming backwards i thought i could wire in a long toggle inside the cab and blind anyone tailing me with their lights on bright.


I'm sure i'll be hearing some MIKE-robiology or something sooner or later

 

If that car has red lights on top, you won't have to worry about unloading.

 

We used all our batteries in a secret redneck practice Drill

 

Nahh.. we'll out run 'em.


This requires a (true) story...

One time.. at night... in the middle of no where... A few (totally 100% random) guys were crusing the backroads... (at high speeds). They realized there was a cop pretty far behind them.. SO, they sped up, stopped at a humongous field, opened the gate, closed the gate, and took off down to a barn, Where they hid until the was gone. But not quite, The cop drove back down the road spottlighting the entire feild. About that time (the barn was next to a house) A man shouted out of the house, "DOUG, THAT YOU?" It was one of doug's customers who was probably scared out of his wits.. Doug then whispered in a loud tone, "GO BACK INSIDE, IT'S ME." The man then went inside as if nothing ever happened, and they lived happily ever after...

I was not there, thats just the story i was told.

anyway...

 

Ahhh, the cops chasing a guy pulling a trailer.

Be sure to wave when you're on World's Dumbest Criminals.