hehe good post trx430ex

 

Well in reply to all these posts I just thought Id share that me and a small group of friends (riding buddies) have started a foundation to protect our trees. This should really please those environmentalists! It's called "Tread a beaver and save a tree foundation"
The key function of our foundation is while you are out riding and see one of those fury little critters that eat and destroy our trees you MUST do the following:

Place him under your tire while you are mobile.

Secondly if he is only wounded in this first process you must back up and proceed to run him over numerous times until he is incapacitated.

Thirdly please do not ride around using these evil creatures as bumpers or "hood ornaments" because we will then be seen as inhumane by the econazis. (plus when hitting something things get messy)

Finally you must always remember that treading beavers that are swimming out in rivers is a big no no! Not only will it be harmful to our "clean" water your 4-wheeler will sink and ultimately be ruined!

The tread a beaver and save a tree foundation was developed from the original "Shoot a beaver and save a tree foundation" We just found it more humane and sporting to run them down.

If anyone is interested in joining our foundation please e-mail me! Anyone with a ATV is welcome!


NOTE: Everything said here is meant to be a joke =-P So smile yah shmuck!

 

Beavers are also good for eating! (!)

Cans, Puppies and Beavers

 

well sign me up. I've always hated those little selfserving basturds.

 

fixer it was funny, I saw your post in my email before foxrunners. I read it and thought "oh boy, here we go..." I had this mental image of us all as 1st graders jumping up and down pointing at you, as the moderator walked in the door. LOL after reading his, I see the context. Here beaver beaver beaver.....

 

Cans? Bush? and now eating Beavers...

LMAO!

Greg

 

Get ready to laugh hard...
This is a bit long but funny anyway.


These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey...


"Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the State Fair in Texas and was asked to fill in to be a judge at a chili cook-off. Apparently the original Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that it would be a fun event and a true taste of Texas hospitality. They assured me that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event."
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Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili


JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy sh t, what the h ll is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the
flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
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Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face.
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Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh t-faced.
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Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. b tch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.
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Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato.Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me burst into flames. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!
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Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that
sl t Sally. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone!
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Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a darn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are
full of lava-like crap to match my darn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.
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Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending ... this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he'll make it. Poor Yank.

 

Hmmm,Put a Can in each hand jiggle twice, Vote for Some Bush, and let AL GORE Suck my Root. Hows that sound.
Ive been kind to the environment. I am always picking up cans, been caught deep in the Bush working to free Willey, I managed to convince many college age girls to help in my campaign to SAVE the Mice. Our Famous Logo is "SAVE THE MICE, EAT A PU$$Y(cat) " But I just cant see how AL GORE cares about me? A nice ATV allows me to pickup some hot cans when I go riding, thus allowing me to get deep in the Bush to Free Willey. Its always a plus to getting those pesky kitties when I have to save the mice. VOTE BUSH! and run down the gore lieberman signs all over town with your ATVs, well maybe just your friendly electric car that "Detroit is just itchin to build" according to ENVIRO AL. God I have a straight faced lier.