wife going mental
Jan 30, 2003 | 08:37 PM
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Dash---------ummmmm--------Roscoe is Canadian dude, but I'm sure he got the drift of your post!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].
Chucky, you have to understand, us Canadians have this cold weather figured out completely. First, turn the heat down an hour before you go to bed. Second, open a window in your bedroom for 15 minutes right before you and the missus jump into bed. Third, when she jumps into bed, she will be cold and will want to cuddle(EEWWWWW I hate that word!!). Fourth, while cuddling, rub her in a few magic spots that all women have that make them crazy. Fifth, YOU SCORE!!!!!!!!!!! Sixth, three minutes later you go to sleep.
The end.
Chucky, you have to understand, us Canadians have this cold weather figured out completely. First, turn the heat down an hour before you go to bed. Second, open a window in your bedroom for 15 minutes right before you and the missus jump into bed. Third, when she jumps into bed, she will be cold and will want to cuddle(EEWWWWW I hate that word!!). Fourth, while cuddling, rub her in a few magic spots that all women have that make them crazy. Fifth, YOU SCORE!!!!!!!!!!! Sixth, three minutes later you go to sleep.
The end.
Jan 30, 2003 | 10:21 PM
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dash
yep im a canadian but you dont have to tell anyone. We canadians donate to the economy by buying nice toys and it still doesnt help due to the canadian doller being worthless. It is hard to believe that we still have trouble gathering enough of the valueless stuff together.
mastrblastr
The cold weather trick is a good one, but my old age and cold gives me the turtle effect.
said to wife tonight , not much snow +4 c and pitch black out, i will get a fire going in fire pit, set up a big double canvas chair and served her a nice mug of tim hortans coffee. Threw her some crap about how slim she is, and what a nice job she did on sweeping snow off the toys.( this is suching up, didnt mention the suzuki volusia bike with 805 cc engine) will play the part of great husband , will make her feel guilty about not selling that cherrywood furnature that her mom left her so i could get bike.
yep im a canadian but you dont have to tell anyone. We canadians donate to the economy by buying nice toys and it still doesnt help due to the canadian doller being worthless. It is hard to believe that we still have trouble gathering enough of the valueless stuff together.
mastrblastr
The cold weather trick is a good one, but my old age and cold gives me the turtle effect.
said to wife tonight , not much snow +4 c and pitch black out, i will get a fire going in fire pit, set up a big double canvas chair and served her a nice mug of tim hortans coffee. Threw her some crap about how slim she is, and what a nice job she did on sweeping snow off the toys.( this is suching up, didnt mention the suzuki volusia bike with 805 cc engine) will play the part of great husband , will make her feel guilty about not selling that cherrywood furnature that her mom left her so i could get bike.
Jan 30, 2003 | 10:33 PM
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Oh man, I think I'm gonna hurl! OK,Ok, I choked that one back! I hate sucking up. That is the last resort, dawg!!! Have you really depleted every other option? Are you really that desperate for a cruiser? One last thing pal------------Walmart.
Jan 30, 2003 | 10:37 PM
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Dash.
If you guys to the south are looking to expand we will give you a good deal on Quebec. It is very picturesque and has year round atv trails. The tenants are a bit of a pain but I'm sure you guys could work around that.
Roscoe.
Maybe you could make her a nice snow sculpture on the front lawn. So all the neighbours can see how much you love her.( they all eat up that kind of sh-t, it's almost as good as cuddling but alot less annoying). I think Alltoys has a picture of an interesting snow sculpture he sent to me a couple of weeks ago.
Best of luck.
R.
If you guys to the south are looking to expand we will give you a good deal on Quebec. It is very picturesque and has year round atv trails. The tenants are a bit of a pain but I'm sure you guys could work around that.
Roscoe.
Maybe you could make her a nice snow sculpture on the front lawn. So all the neighbours can see how much you love her.( they all eat up that kind of sh-t, it's almost as good as cuddling but alot less annoying). I think Alltoys has a picture of an interesting snow sculpture he sent to me a couple of weeks ago.
Best of luck.
R.
Jan 30, 2003 | 11:36 PM
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Mastrblastr
Dont think i will try the walmart trick, i will hold out untill i can get that cash crop thing going.
Oshawa
How much is quebec worth in us$ and can they move it.
Chucky brown
Well we now knew what happened to the first wife, It sounds like it would work, probably more believeable when a guy was half cut.
yeah alltoys show us the sculpture
Dont think i will try the walmart trick, i will hold out untill i can get that cash crop thing going.
Oshawa
How much is quebec worth in us$ and can they move it.
Chucky brown
Well we now knew what happened to the first wife, It sounds like it would work, probably more believeable when a guy was half cut.
yeah alltoys show us the sculpture
Jan 31, 2003 | 01:19 AM
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Oshawa,
Now you done it, everyone will want to see my snow sculpture.
Bwarndog send me your e-mail and I will send my snow sculpture don't think the moderators will let me put it on the forum.
Is there a way of pampering a woman without making her suspicious HHHHMMMMMmmmmmm!
Now you done it, everyone will want to see my snow sculpture.
Bwarndog send me your e-mail and I will send my snow sculpture don't think the moderators will let me put it on the forum.
Is there a way of pampering a woman without making her suspicious HHHHMMMMMmmmmmm!
Jan 31, 2003 | 01:24 AM
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Dr. Phil could cure this.
I watched his show today and he could cure a crooked river into thinking it was straight.
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Dr. Phil could cure this.
I watched his show today and he could cure a crooked river into thinking it was straight.
Chet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
