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HOW TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL


1. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

2. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

3. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

4. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

5. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand; in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

6. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

7. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but some activists who’ve never been outside of Seattle do.

8. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

9. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

10. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

11. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

12. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

13. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere its been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

14. You have to believe that parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected while public display of religious images should be illegal.

15. You have to believe that illegal political contributions by the Chinese government are somehow in the best interest of the United States.

 

16. You have to believe that keeping you off your own land (state and federal land) is in your best interest, but that you just aren't smart enough to figure it out. Goverment needs to do your thinking for you.......so clearly, since there are so many of you ignorant people, there needs to be much more goverment and goverment control. Incidently, you are stupid NOT because of the goverment monopolized public schooling that is failing, you stupid because your parents didn't abort you before you where born.