Polaris Jokes!!

Old Mar 10, 2004 | 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by: quadracer18
but I guess It's hard to make jokes on a great brand!
thats why there is so many yami and honda jokes [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] j/k
 
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Old Mar 10, 2004 | 03:44 PM
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man could i repet a few. there's two groups here at work. honda and polaris. i've heard jokes thrown both ways but the thing is they respect each others ride and do it all in good humor. i don't belong to either group so they just don't talk to me. guess i'm an outcast? oh well life goes on.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2004 | 06:50 PM
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My nephew asked to borrow one of our quads for the weekend. He's rolled his twice, and let someone else ride it and they rolled. That made me laugh anyway.
 
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Old Mar 11, 2004 | 12:13 AM
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The joke goes like this...

Here's the Story...Polaris
And the Punchline...Predator


I couldn't knock Polaris as a whole as I'm a dedicated fan of the Sporstman.So I'll just bash the Predator.
 
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Old Mar 13, 2004 | 10:48 PM
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Jakey is your name Carl?
 
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Old Mar 13, 2004 | 11:28 PM
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No it really is Jake, Why? You know some Arkansans?
 
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 09:58 AM
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Originally posted by: Jakey
Originally posted by: Slinger
There was these two fellers on fourwheelers, one on a Honda the other on a Polaris.

They stopped to take a leak off a bridge.

The feller on the Honda said, "That water's cold"

The feller on the Polaris said, "and it's deep, too."

Get it?

I believe one feller was from Arkansas.

Uh-huh


let me get this straight, i am from arkansas....i don't get it? ...

That makes 2 of us. Jakey, I believe he is making reference to the movie Slingblade. (Carl, uh huh)
 
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 11:41 AM
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Actually, I did. I just couldn't let that go unanswered. I've never raced my Predator. I didn't buy it for that reason. I wanted a sport quad and wouldn't even consider buying a foreign one. Same goes for the other 4 Polaris we have. I wouldn't trade any of ours for anything else.
Did you mean you didn't want to buy a Japanese quad? Isn't Polaris made in Canada along with the Bomb?

On edit: Yep made in Canada. I just looked at the VIN sticker on it and there is the good ole Canadian Maple leaf on it.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:43 PM
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the polaris factory is in forest lake, minnosota i think. the only part that made outsied the u.s. is the engine and that is made by the same people that make subaru engines.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 03:11 PM
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Originally posted by: tbsleeper
the polaris factory is in forest lake, minnosota i think. the only part that made outsied the u.s. is the engine and that is made by the same people that make subaru engines.
Well, that makes me even happier with my quads!
 
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