You Know You're a Redneck When..............
Apr 30, 2004 | 07:01 PM
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You Know You're a Redneck When..............
My favorite: If you see a sign, that says "say no to crack", and it reminds you to pull up your drawers.....
if your front porch collapses, and more than 3 dogs are killed....
if you allow your 13 year daughter to smoke at the table while she feeds her baby...
if your front porch collapses, and more than 3 dogs are killed....
if you allow your 13 year daughter to smoke at the table while she feeds her baby...
Apr 30, 2004 | 11:35 PM
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You Know You're a Redneck When..............
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Here's a few for you guys.
You know you're a redneck when......
1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.
8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
9) Your mother has "beer, bullets or cigarettes" on her Christmas list.
10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
13) You ever got too drunk to fish.
14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
20) You've ever financed a tattoo.
21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
22) You've ever bought a used hat.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.
25) You think a subdivision is a math term.
26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
27) Watching "Bambi" made you hungry.
28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.
29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
31) You believe books are bad luck.
32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33)You believe all-star wrestling.
34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from your truck to the wife's truck.
35) You think a "thesaurus" is a dinosaur[/q
(7,8,13,19,29) Hey 5 out of 35 ain't bad, I know, I know, I'm still a redneck.
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Originally posted by: raptorchick
Here's a few for you guys.
You know you're a redneck when......
1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.
8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
9) Your mother has "beer, bullets or cigarettes" on her Christmas list.
10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
13) You ever got too drunk to fish.
14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
20) You've ever financed a tattoo.
21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
22) You've ever bought a used hat.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.
25) You think a subdivision is a math term.
26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
27) Watching "Bambi" made you hungry.
28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.
29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
31) You believe books are bad luck.
32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33)You believe all-star wrestling.
34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from your truck to the wife's truck.
35) You think a "thesaurus" is a dinosaur[/q
(7,8,13,19,29) Hey 5 out of 35 ain't bad, I know, I know, I'm still a redneck.
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
May 2, 2004 | 08:29 PM
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You Know You're a Redneck When..............
hahaha...i must be a redneck in flatlander country now....its like suburbia here.....just moved in...and friday night i was all drunk and was going to do some wheelies on the street with my 84 big red with a homemade snorkel....reason i didnt---i had an old 4 wheeler frame in the way, and didnt feel like moving it....hahahaha
May 3, 2004 | 12:01 AM
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You Know You're a Redneck When..............
Originally posted by: raptorchick
Here's a few for you guys.
You know you're a redneck when......
1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.
8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
9) Your mother has "beer, bullets or cigarettes" on her Christmas list.
10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
13) You ever got too drunk to fish.
14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
20) You've ever financed a tattoo.
21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
22) You've ever bought a used hat.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.
25) You think a subdivision is a math term.
26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
27) Watching "Bambi" made you hungry.
28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.
29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
31) You believe books are bad luck.
32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33)You believe all-star wrestling.
34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from your truck to the wife's truck.
35) You think a "thesaurus" is a dinosaur
Here's a few for you guys.
You know you're a redneck when......
1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.
8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
9) Your mother has "beer, bullets or cigarettes" on her Christmas list.
10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
13) You ever got too drunk to fish.
14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
20) You've ever financed a tattoo.
21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
22) You've ever bought a used hat.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.
25) You think a subdivision is a math term.
26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
27) Watching "Bambi" made you hungry.
28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.
29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
31) You believe books are bad luck.
32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33)You believe all-star wrestling.
34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from your truck to the wife's truck.
35) You think a "thesaurus" is a dinosaur
May 3, 2004 | 01:20 PM
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You Know You're a Redneck When..............
Redneck words:
Mayonase,
Mayonase alot of people here tonight
Ayorta,
Ayorta cut that grass down by the ball field so the kids dong get hurt
Initiate,
My wife ate 2 hamburgers Initate a bag of chips.
taken from Jeff Foxworthy in the blue collar comedy tour
Mayonase,
Mayonase alot of people here tonight
Ayorta,
Ayorta cut that grass down by the ball field so the kids dong get hurt
Initiate,
My wife ate 2 hamburgers Initate a bag of chips.
taken from Jeff Foxworthy in the blue collar comedy tour