Off subject: Illegal Immigants Poem....
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Off subject but funny.....
This was sent to me by my father-n-law and I got a chuckle from it so I thought I would share.
It is a poem titled
Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
we send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicade it keep you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
thanks to you
American Dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
tell them 'come
fast as you can.
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
more welfasre checks,
It gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbors patience wearing thin.
Finally, American
moves away,
Now I buy his house
and then I say,
"Find nore aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw welfasre cash!
Everything is
very good.
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby--
it's called breeding,
welfasre pay
for baby feeding..
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
to keep welfasre
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too good for
the American Race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan!!!!!!!!
Actually after typing this out I am not chuckling, I am ticked off. Because this is so true and it just gets worse.
AlaskaBoy.
It is a poem titled
Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
we send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicade it keep you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
thanks to you
American Dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
tell them 'come
fast as you can.
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
more welfasre checks,
It gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbors patience wearing thin.
Finally, American
moves away,
Now I buy his house
and then I say,
"Find nore aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw welfasre cash!
Everything is
very good.
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby--
it's called breeding,
welfasre pay
for baby feeding..
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
to keep welfasre
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too good for
the American Race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan!!!!!!!!
Actually after typing this out I am not chuckling, I am ticked off. Because this is so true and it just gets worse.
AlaskaBoy.
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#6
Off subject: Illegal Immigants Poem....
without immigrants there would be no AMERICA...But i get your drift on that part but for the mexican immigrants we are very hard working and 95% of dont take it for granted but cherish the freedom and the chance to take care of our families..
I can due without the turban dudes myself...
But trust me there are white, Brown, Black that can relate to that poem that are here in america...
I can due without the turban dudes myself...
But trust me there are white, Brown, Black that can relate to that poem that are here in america...
#7
Off subject: Illegal Immigants Poem....
Originally posted by: 1BADRAPTOR
But trust me there are white, Brown, Black that can relate to that poem that are here in america...
But trust me there are white, Brown, Black that can relate to that poem that are here in america...
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#8
Off subject: Illegal Immigants Poem....
yeah, plenty of welfare abusers are just as american as we are. i cant say, however, that im against immigration. ive been some of the countries that these people are leaving....all they want is a chance to be able to live without starving or being shot at. ins needs to control people coming to this country with motives other than a better life.....it needs to keep tabs on everyone it allows into this country, to make sure that they are productive citizens....its very difficult for most of them to come here....many of the people i became freinds with in these countries would not be able to even visit america, nevermind move here. they have whats called "visa lotteries." where they pay a certain amount of money to be entered into a drawing to get a visa to come here.....most of us here (at least on this website) are rich enough to own 5, 6, 7 thousand dollar toys for recreation, and they live in a 6 story building with 1 bathroom and no running water. without access to the modern world, and exposure to technology, how can they ever expect to better themselves or there own country. the best fight we can put up against the fundimentalist muslims is exposure to western ways. broadcast every american, english, french tv show to everyone in the middle east, and whos gonna wanna live in a cave? if our culture becomes as ingrained in the muslim culture as it has in asian countries, than the fundimentalists will be the outcasts. were fighting the wrong battle......(sorry to go off topic, needed to ba said)
#9
Off subject: Illegal Immigants Poem....
I'm not against imigration, But it should be LEGAL imigration! The illegals use the county hospitals as their doctors office, and I get to pay the bill!! Some hospitals are shutting down 'cause they cant afford it anymore. That means a longer emergancy trip to the next hospital for everybody!