FYI: the original post is false. Always check Snopes before passing along these things.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/tides.asp

 

This is a sad day when the young people of america are brought up through the corrupt Liberal education system. seems like most young people are liberals and if they wernt they'd be heartless. But once they grow up and get a job if they dont become conservative they just plain ignorant. Give a man a fish(welfare) you'll have to feed him everyday, Teach him to fish (JOBSKILLS) he'll feed himself for a lifetime. No one needs to create jobs for you. that is not a presidents duty. this is america. If you want it GO GET IT. start your own company. You cannot blame anyone but yourself for no jobs. The main difference between conservatives & Liberals is this. a conservative believes his fellow man has the skills and moral values to make the right descisions and take care of himself and his family. a liberal believes everyone is a pathetic social case and needs the government to hold its hand.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW go Kerry!

 

I think anyone who defines themselves as liberal or conservative is either a liar or a follower. Unless you have absolutely no individual personal views there should be some issues on which your views are conservative and some on which they are liberal. Chris Rocks said it best "On crime I'm conservative, on prostitution I'm liberal."

 

I don't buy that philosophy. Being a conservative or a liberal is your view of how the world operates (your belief system). You can't be liberal on some issues and conservative on others. Doing this says that you're not true to your own beliefs. Essentially you're saying you're a spinless guppy that either doesn't know or doesn't understand.

 

Where did all the anti gun laws go to in the last 4 years? It was getting bad before Clinton left. Bush is a true supporter of our right to bear arms and I support him back for that single fact alone. But otherwise I prefer him over that sack Kerry. Go Bush!

 

Resume JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multi millions.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.

MILITARY: I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military. I deplore the military!

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up.

I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million. I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.

We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.



RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None.


PERSONAL I ride a Serotta Bike. My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel. I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche." I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture. I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

 

Like the way you think DuneMe. Sound like you need to live in AZ then we could sneak up to the fault line with a hammer and chisel Bye Bye liberal land lol

 

Don't forget under Kerry, all the illegal aliens may be alowed to stay, may be entitled to draw from our social security system. Now under Bush, things need to get better. We need to deport all illegals. I am in Southern California, the freeways are choked with cars (many with illegals driving with no insurance or license). I was one of many that was hit by an illegal driving, and had to use my uninsured motorist insurance. We are not building any new roadways as it is, if we got rid of a couple of million illegals, that would sure help. What part of ILLEGAL do both parties not understand?

 

I see this bandied about, and it really shows the sheep who just follow without researching for themselves.
Revelation: He got discharged early from his second tour.

Odd that getting relocated (Not discharged as many claim, just sent to serve stateside until your enlistment us up) as per navy policy after the third PH seems to completely invalidate the entire first tour.

How many tours of Vietnam did bush serve? That's right, he dodged the draft by getting Daddy to secure him a position in a Guard unit, that he never bothered to attend. Yay Bush!