Post your best story you can think of... make it interesting... crashes are always funny (until someone gets hurt)

 

ok lets see what i can add. i left for the sand dunes sunday, every thing was going good. My dad got to take his boss's banshee and i took my lakota. We met my sister and her husband up in rexburg then we went out to the dunes. we started racing up some hills and my dad noticed that the banshee kind of fell on its face a little bit so we checked the plugs and they were fine so he thought he had just hit the kill switch. so anyways we go all the way to the end of the sand dunes to a place called devils dune. and i decide to race my sister up it(this was the first time i had ever climbed a hill with a shee). So i was on a much faster shee then she was so i was in the lead and the banshee wanted to go right a little bit so i let it because i did not want to try and fight it to make it go left. so my sis thought she was going to hit me so she lets off the gas and turns while she taped the front brake so i turned the bike around to start going down and i see out of the corner of my eye a black banshee doing flips down the hill. and since i was paying attention to my sis i went off some ledges that went straight down for about 2 feet(which is a very bad felling). finally i get over to my sister and she is pissed because her handle bars are bent and we just told we could fix them but she still thought she ruined it. so we fixed her banshee and we get ready to leave and my dad starts up his banshee and notices that it is only running on one cylinder. so we took out the plug and noticed that there was noting left of it. so were about 20 miles away from camp and we have to tow this banshee out with another banshee. it sucked i got so much sand in my eyes they are all scratched up today. and my sister traded with me so she rode the broken down shee and i rode hers and she ran over her foot with it but finally we got back to the camp and left. we had only rode for about 3 and a half hours but i think it was worth the 3 hour drive to get there

 

A story huh.... Aww ight it will have to be a true one. So last september I was riding between Horsefall and Spinreel dunes in oregon with a buddy. we had been blazing across the sand stopping to watch a drag or two along the way. i just like to jump. so we were prolly about a mile or so south of spinreel and found a nice dune with a big flat area for acceleration and about a 10' wind lip with a long consistant steep landing. looked pretty sweet i thought. so my bud parks at the top and keeps and eye for bikes and i started makin rounds. 2nd gear Hardly any air. well crap better hit it in 3rd so i hit in 3rd and land like 25 feet down the hill. come back up and that felt good so i hit it about 3/4 in 4th landed aout 50' down the hill. aww that was sweet 5th should kick butt right so I drill it as fast as i can and got about 15' above the top of the dune and the bike starts goin over on me in the air. a lil weight shift levels it back out but i was also in a flat spin and from what must have been 50' over the landing hit sideways busted the front tire off and i was slammed into the sand. where i slide down the hill on my back kicking the bike off me the whole way down.at the bottom i flipped it back to its wheels to notice i hade ripped both paddles off the rims as well. and knocked the air outta the other front tire. What a Beaaaaatch. 7+ miles away from the truck and yeah towin it isnt an option in the sand. Farmer tech edmuncation came in hand at this point. at the time i was having trouble with my stator and inorder to start it sometimes it had to be towed so i had ratchet straps on my back bumper. I compressed the front shot and tied it up. then tied the wheel on. I was like well screw it if it starts im riding it back. started right up. so now i take off on a 3 flat tired quad with one tied on. lol my buddy was like your nuts. so we was cruisin back and i was like hell this dont drive half bad so i got up in 5th gear and cruised. talk about the looks ya get limpin back. Funny thing of the whole incident I beat my buddy back to the truck. good times.

 

LMAO!!!

 

WELL...... this was my worst day on a quad ever.. Mikemac707 my cousin and also a forum member was with me the hole time LOL without him there it would have bin 55555550000000 times worse!

Well it started out as a fun day of riding, we hit some small mud bogs(both runing stock tires)
then Mike is like im going through the deep one. he gets stuck!!! lol
i pull him out and then i am like ill make IT... i dident.. we broke one tow strap and we had to load his quad with 300 pounds of bricks to pull my quad out of the mud...

then after this escipade we hit the abandend railroad trax.... we are cruising at a good speed, 35/40mph. when a Fricken Vine grabs my handlbar and makes my quad take a turn that my body dident[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] so i skid to a stop in gravle......... oouch... then im am to busy worrying about my quad to care about my arm wich is bleeding pretty good... to our amazement, my quad was suspended above the ground in a tree coverd in wild grape vines[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

after getting it down[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] we continude on our way despite my injury.. then there is a trail were you can ride in a creek under a small trussle. as we came up i wasent paying much attnesion because i was shooken up from my crash 5 min befor..... i also had No brakes because i just came out of the water (FOCKING DRUM BRAKES[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]) i went up the hill and unto the trail without stoping and as soon as i came out i was on the ground.......
nailed by a YZ426 who was going about 60 or 65 MPH!!!!!!
the dude did about 4 flips and his bike had more holes then i have hairs on my head LOL
my rack and bash plate were destroyed..... wow tha t DAY SUCKED!!!!

Hope it wasent too long LOL
Fred

 

I got a good laugh for u guys...

One weekend me n my cousin (fourwheelfred) were driving alone together on my quad (bcuz his tried to kill him)...we got bored and decided to head out to this guys land that we got permission do ride on.. well what we didnt know was that the guys whos permission we got to ride ons trail was connected to a different guys land and there were no signs posted... as we were driving through down the trail we saw nothing except MUDDDDDD. After the mud was an opening to a corn field and there was an abandoned trailer with tiquila rose in the cabinents and holes in the roof. Then we saw a pond and a boat and were messing around and some hillbilly clown looking freak YES CLOWN LOOKING FREAK drove out in his SUV and started giving us bull **** and telling us we knew we werent supposed to be there. We tried explaining to him that we saw no signs posted and that his trail was connected to another guys trail that we got permission to ride on. He refused to believe that we didnt know that it was his land and he said ive been trying so hard to keep u wheelers out of my land and ive been putting boards with nails down. He insisted that we drive home to talk to my uncle and when he got out i was trying SO hard not to laugh i almost wizzed myself. If u saw this guy you would instintly picture a big stupid drunk clown with orange hair. THEN he offered me and my cousin work out on his crazy *** land and promised us "good money" haha haha ya SURE....afterwards......i loaded up my quad in my truck and everything seemed fine untill i looked at my tires and both right siders were flat........... the front tires puncture was less than an inch away from another puncture with a plug in it.... so yes i have 2 plugs in one tire and one in the back tire......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ive gotten 5 flat tires and a dented rim riding with my cousin.......LOL

 

^^^^^100% true
Imagine seeing ur cousin barreling down a hill by getting caught on a vine and then 5 mins later him getting nailed by a dirt bike that was going 65 right infront of u!!!!!

 

ya, i remember the clown man LMAO he still hasent done his way... lazy bum clown man...

i found out he doestn even own the land...he leases it............

lol you and your tires[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] i have never gotten a flat tires on my quad... but almost every thing else has died........ LOL