How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
Seven
One to deny the light bulb needs to be replaced.
One, to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
One, to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One, to arrange the invasion of a country, rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
One, to get together with VP cheney, and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million bucks, for a light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session, showing bush changing a light bulb, while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one, to explain to bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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One to deny the light bulb needs to be replaced.
One, to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
One, to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One, to arrange the invasion of a country, rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
One, to get together with VP cheney, and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million bucks, for a light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session, showing bush changing a light bulb, while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one, to explain to bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
Well atleast the bulb was changed. Bring in the Dumbacrats and shut down all logging,costruction, hunting and fishing. After that they will prolly work on the right to change a light bulb because it could hurt the planet.
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
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