How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
Sep 13, 2004 | 04:28 PM
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
Seven
One to deny the light bulb needs to be replaced.
One, to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
One, to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One, to arrange the invasion of a country, rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
One, to get together with VP cheney, and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million bucks, for a light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session, showing bush changing a light bulb, while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one, to explain to bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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One to deny the light bulb needs to be replaced.
One, to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
One, to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One, to arrange the invasion of a country, rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
One, to get together with VP cheney, and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million bucks, for a light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session, showing bush changing a light bulb, while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one, to explain to bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Sep 13, 2004 | 09:17 PM
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
WOW! I had no idea it took seven people to replace the light bulb!!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Sep 14, 2004 | 12:07 AM
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
your about as funny as Kerry's senate record ,,,,, wait he hasent done any thing in 19m years ..!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Sep 14, 2004 | 12:32 AM
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
Well atleast the bulb was changed. Bring in the Dumbacrats and shut down all logging,costruction, hunting and fishing. After that they will prolly work on the right to change a light bulb because it could hurt the planet.
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Sep 14, 2004 | 09:24 AM
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How many members of the bush administration, are needed to change a lightbulb?
A Democrat can't screw in a light bulb. They can't turn to the right.
Sep 14, 2004 | 12:07 PM
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very funny replies!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]