Someone help me out! Are there any websites with some good jokes (one liners) about being short/petite/little?

I want to "break the ice" with a quiet new co-worker, female about 5.0' tall. She has a sense of humor so I don't think she'll be offended.

Thanks,

Scooby

 

LOL, you go Scooby, your the man!!

 

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I work with a few short women, too. I like to sing the Ooompa loompa songs(you know, from ***** Wonka) and dance around while doing it. Everyone gets a crack out of it. Either that or tell them you don't speak pygmy when they're talking to you, although some don't find it so ammusing(especially my boss[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] )

 

that's pretty funny man.

how about these...

<name> is so little she shops for clothes at the toddler store

<name> is so little when she’s driving all she sees is the steering wheel

<name> is so little her only ride at the amusement park is the carousel

<name> is so little she receives the children’s discount when flying

<name> is so little without a potty seat she’d fall right in

<name> is so little she was cast as a munchkin in a Wizard of Oz play.

 

I like those, I'm gonna have to use a few of them.

 

tell her she is so skinny she could handglide on a dorito [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]