A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not in bed. She goes to look for him.She finds him sitting at the
kitchen table with a cup of coffee.He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.She watches as he wiped a tear from his
eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter,dear?",she whisper's as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee,"Do you rember 20 years ago
when we were dating,you were only 16?" he asks solemly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused,the words were not coming easily.Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?
"Yes,I remember" said the wife,lowering herself into a chair
beside him.
The husband continued.......... "Do you remember when he shoved
the shotgun in my face and said,"Either you marry my daughter, or
I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear and said,"I would have gotten out today."
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Sorry to get off the quad subject.Just wanted to share this joke
sent to me today.

 

Bob was talking to Ted, "let's go down to Bert's and have a beer",
Ted replied, "I used to go to Bert's, but now I go down to Ernie's place, it's real cool, when you walk in they give you a number, and if you're number is called, you get a free piece of a@#", Bob answered in bewilderement, "wow, have you ever won?". "No, but my wife has several times".

 

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]