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Feb 6, 2006 | 04:05 PM
#1411
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The Champ
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Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
Feb 6, 2006 | 04:43 PM
#1412
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
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From: In Da Skys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Originally posted by: TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
LMAO!! Sounds good! If we have two patrons that want to duke it out, we will let them until one of them hits the ground, then its over and both go to the penalty box.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 6, 2006 | 05:05 PM
#1413
Pro Rider
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Originally posted by: TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
Good afternoon everyone....looks like the place is being well kept....except the part where Scooter decided to lie under the beer tap itself...small healthcode violation, but big on the fun factor....
Just to make your lives easier, and more entertaining, I am having a penalty box created where if someone like Fred shows up, the new bouncer over there, his name is Tank, he grabs the offending person, takes them into the penalty box and smacks them around for 2 minutes. After that, they can stay, or leave. If they stay, and cause a problem again, it's 5 minutes in the box, then they are ejected from the premises. Should be loads of fun...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
TPR
Feb 6, 2006 | 05:11 PM
#1415
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: motox26
Does anyone throw rocks in here? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Does anyone throw rocks in here? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
I thought it was ok to get stoned at the bar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] Amsterdam rules and all.
Feb 6, 2006 | 05:16 PM
#1416
Shed Knocker Rider
Harley Punk!
Harley Punk!
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'd watch out for Raptory when he gets in here. He throws TV bricks..
I'd watch out for Raptory when he gets in here. He throws TV bricks..
Feb 6, 2006 | 05:41 PM
#1417
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I'd watch out for Raptory when he gets in here. He throws TV bricks.
I thought it was ok to get stoned at the bar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] Amsterdam rules and all.
Originally posted by: motox26
Does anyone throw rocks in here? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Does anyone throw rocks in here? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
I thought it was ok to get stoned at the bar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] Amsterdam rules and all.
LOL, yes Amsterdam rules.....not arabic rules. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 7, 2006 | 11:03 PM
#1418
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
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Dammit what's a guy gotta do to get a drink around here???????
Alright just this once [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]....... I'm a little tea pot mean and stout here is my handle and here is my (unzips fly) spout....... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Alright just this once [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]....... I'm a little tea pot mean and stout here is my handle and here is my (unzips fly) spout....... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Feb 8, 2006 | 09:59 PM
#1419
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
(Yells from outside the door)
I'm walking in. I hope the only things hanging out are people!
Dumass, get me and 1of 4 a beer.
And give him a towel too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I'm walking in. I hope the only things hanging out are people!
Dumass, get me and 1of 4 a beer.
And give him a towel too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Feb 9, 2006 | 01:12 PM
#1420
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
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From: In Da Skys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
A champion is not defined by a multi million dollar contract, or a huge endorsement, but yet what they have in their hearts. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]