Great thread, here's my contribution:

Always bring the tool kit, even on a short ride. Even a short ride is a really long push...

 

Aaahhhhh Yeeeaaaaaa.......

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

never stand behind a horse. my friend learned that the hard way.

never spit in front of u wen riding a bike.

never play paintball with no shirt on.

 

Remember to always turn into the the skid and never ever use the breaks!

 

VERY good advice...a couple of my friends have gone into the ditch because they kept on the breaks...I laughed at them

 

Don't spit while riding, if you wear a MX style helmet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Never think, 'I will only be on my quad for a small bit, so I won't need my helmet' It always comes back to get you.

Get a CamelBack for riding they are the best!

SLG

 

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

 

says who!? haha

 

Drink responsibly...Sobriety is no accident.

 

if you ever break anything in winona minnesota....go to rochester and stay away from our hospital and clinc...they know nothing!!

they said I sprained my ankle once....and I chipped my bone in two places!!