never tell a girl you dont conversate enough...


always bring rubber if you gunna use your flubber.


never never never ask a monk for directions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

always tell the police you never saw a thing. the maffia might be involved....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] lol always tell them everything.

 

never trust a primate with your gun.

friends dont let freinds drive rice burners!

have a beer wen ever the hell you feel like it!

 

If it's better than OK, than it's Okie Dokie.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Profanity is a Strong expression of a Weak mind!

 

grab the rear break b4 the front break[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

ha, i learned that the hard way on my bike.

 

He or She who angers you, controls you.

 

lol yeah i had accident yesterday lol! i just had gotten my bike back from a tune up and the guy's like be really easy on that front break! so i'm like yeah i will

so i'm intown biking and i didnt see any cars comming so then i go to cross the road and then this green civic comes out of nowhere i was like right about to go into the road and i was going fast!

i paniced and grabed both brakes at once and plop! went right over the bars[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

Don't eat yellow snow!

Don't wipe before pooping!