dont sleep with your wife's sister

 

never eat cheet-os before you, um, flog the dolphin.

 

lol wow....that is kind of disturbing

 

If theres grass on the field play ball
If there isnt roll her over and play in the mud

 

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sick old men....lol

 

sleep is a good thing...except I havent got ne lately!

 

Arthur C. Clarke Laws:

First Law:
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong."

Second Law:
"The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible."

Third Law:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

 

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Arthur C. Clarke, The Exploration of Space, 1951

 

Dont stick your finger where you wouldnt put your face.