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Old 06-07-2005, 05:49 PM
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
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Your nips hang out the bottom of the shirt.
Umm i dunno Anna Cornicova could wear a short top 1/4 shirt [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
He!! she could wear no shirt for all I care.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
You said belly shirt, and her firmness would prevent just her nips showing, you'd get to see a little more. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Leave it up to OFC..... By 5pm PDT.

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Old 06-07-2005, 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Heres the deal. Humor me aww ight... lets start a list of reasons why I shouldnt wear belly shirtsYou ought not wear a belly shirt if...you asked for your boyfriends opinion and he said it looks nice... He was lyingyour belly sticks out farther than your bootyyou got more stretch marks that a blue raptors plastic.your belly jiggles more than you hineyyou got bigger handlebars than an ATVyour saddle bags appear to be holding a halfcase in eachyou got more hair on your tummy than your headyour a guy
If ones belly sticks out past the headlights, belly shirts and skin tight shirts are a no no.....UNLESS I have beer goggles on [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img].
 
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Your belly looks like the surface of a golf ball !!
 
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[i]Originally posted by: garyc660R

If ones belly sticks out past the headlights, belly shirts and skin tight shirts are a no no.....UNLESS I have beer goggles on [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img].
Careful with those beer goggles, you have to take them off sometime.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

If you can pull your shirt up, but not down, you shouldn't wear a belly shirt.

 
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If you have a gunt....you shouldn't wear a belly shirt....


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Old 06-07-2005, 09:09 PM
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you ought not wear a belly shirt if the doctor suggested trying Prozac[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
you have asked if this thong makes your belly look big.
you think you resemble christy ally .................................................. ..............
you have had a voice activated bomb implanted in your belly!(just incase some one ses bang to loud)
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
you ought not wear a belly shirt if the doctor suggested trying Prozac[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

you have had a voice activated bomb implanted in your belly!(just incase some one ses bang to loud)



What???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
you ought not wear a belly shirt if the doctor suggested trying Prozac[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

you have had a voice activated bomb implanted in your belly!(just incase some one ses bang to loud)



What???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

its was 4:20 a little while ago
 
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I think Fred needs to go play with "Bob The Bubbler" so he makes a little sense. Whatcha think Dumass ?
 


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