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Old 06-07-2005, 05:25 PM
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Heres the deal. Humor me aww ight...

lets start a list of reasons why I shouldnt wear belly shirts

You ought not wear a belly shirt if...
you asked for your boyfriends opinion and he said it looks nice... He was lying
your belly sticks out farther than your booty
you got more stretch marks that a blue raptors plastic.
your belly jiggles more than you hiney
you got bigger handlebars than an ATV
your saddle bags appear to be holding a halfcase in each
you got more hair on your tummy than your head
your a guy
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:28 PM
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your body is still moving 30 seconds after jumping in the air
 
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You think you wouldn't look sexy if you was under a buck 30
 
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You Ought Not Wear A Belly Shirt If...
your breasts are supported by your abdomen
 
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Default How Long before this hits the dumpster?

Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
You Ought Not Wear A Belly Shirt If...
your breasts are supported by your abdomen
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I have seen that before!!!
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
You Ought Not Wear A Belly Shirt If...
your breasts are supported by your abdomen
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I have seen that before!!!
Id be willin to bet you wre traumatized. Its just not proper. These women slash men are usually clad in a pair of spandex stirrup pants stretched out so far they resemble a footbal jersy.
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:36 PM
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Your nips hang out the bottom of the shirt.
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:41 PM
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LMAO! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Your nips hang out the bottom of the shirt.
Umm i dunno Anna Cornicova could wear a short top 1/4 shirt [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:44 PM
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Your asked how far along you are.............. but your not pregnant.

Anyone over the age of 40, cept Demi Moore and a few others.

Black ghetto girls.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 


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