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Old Jun 7, 2005 | 10:06 PM
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Originally posted by: Bing
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
you ought not wear a belly shirt if the doctor suggested trying Prozac[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

you have had a voice activated bomb implanted in your belly!(just incase some one ses bang to loud)



What???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

its was 4:20 a little while ago
I don't think you can attribute that to 4:20 Bing . It's more like something clinical goin' on there.
 
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Old Jun 7, 2005 | 10:10 PM
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Im Lost on the Fred Comments. I guess i have never been able to foller his train of thought... I know plenty of females that is on or should be on prozack and they posses the physical prowess to sport a bellyshirt and make your soldier salute [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

The bomb in the belly thing.... I think freds a member of the taliban and he is giving us hints as to the next plan of attack. Implanted human bombs [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 7, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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I think maybe you're onto somethin' OFC , 'cept the bomb is in Fred's head and "SHH , you can hear it tickin' ". [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 7, 2005 | 10:43 PM
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You ought not wear a belly shirt if.........

.......... your navel resembles Rosie O'Blubber's blowhole.

.......... you look as if you're related to the Michelin Man.

.......... your bra requires Kevlar reinforcement.

.......... you drink Diet Coke.....but get it in 55 gallon drums.

.......... your breasts look like something seen only in 'National Geographic' magazine.

.......... you need a stair climber chair.......but it trips the circuit breaker all the time.

.......... people often refer to "mass" around you......but it has nothing to do with Church.

.......... people try to push you into the ocean when you're at the beach.

.......... a forklift is required to get you off the couch (while watching Orca Windbag of course)

.......... you're a skank.........it just won't help.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 06:31 AM
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Thems some good ones BITSA [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 08:47 AM
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Just trying to do my part.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 09:03 AM
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Fred is just a little confused on the implant thing. Implants should be higher than the belly, come in pairs and be able to blow out a bra.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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sorry about the prozac i ment Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word Spam wordSpam word ! got a little confused, and the bomb thing was just stupid, hey i am not the only one to make a mistake on here!
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by: hellyeh
I think Fred needs to go play with "Bob The Bubbler" so he makes a little sense. Whatcha think Dumass ?
LOL! Yeh maybe then I would have been able to understand it.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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lol



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