Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Jun 6, 2006 | 03:01 PM
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From: Land of the misfit toys
Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jun 6, 2006 | 03:05 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
She doesn't like long rides? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jun 6, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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From: Land of the misfit toys
Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: Catterman
So she likes the "3 minute hero" type of rides huh! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
She doesn't like long rides? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jun 6, 2006 | 09:52 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
Jun 6, 2006 | 10:47 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: UBETRUN
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
Jun 7, 2006 | 12:09 AM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
When we got married Mrs Shady weighed 122 pounds, right now she's about 128. I think I was 190 or 192, and today I am 196.
Been married 17 years.
We just got home from playing a softball game tonight, and she loves to ride.
I'd be pissed if she fatted all up, I'd drag her butt down the road with a rope and make her walk it off.
Been married 17 years.
We just got home from playing a softball game tonight, and she loves to ride.
I'd be pissed if she fatted all up, I'd drag her butt down the road with a rope and make her walk it off.
Jun 7, 2006 | 12:54 AM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: ShadyRascal
When we got married Mrs Shady weighed 122 pounds, right now she's about 128. I think I was 190 or 192, and today I am 196.
Been married 17 years.
We just got home from playing a softball game tonight, and she loves to ride.
I'd be pissed if she fatted all up, I'd drag her butt down the road with a rope and make her walk it off.
When we got married Mrs Shady weighed 122 pounds, right now she's about 128. I think I was 190 or 192, and today I am 196.
Been married 17 years.
We just got home from playing a softball game tonight, and she loves to ride.
I'd be pissed if she fatted all up, I'd drag her butt down the road with a rope and make her walk it off.
Did anyone else get a picture in their head of a caveman on a quad with club in one hand and the rope around his wiffs fat **** in the other LOL
Problem as I see it is that way toooo many guys just suk it up and kiss butt on their real boss, and then it makes it so bad for the rest that stuff like that will get you some time in the slammer, and there aint no fine women there.
Still I have to wonder what causes the weight gain or even worse its shifting!!
Jun 7, 2006 | 03:41 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I feel his pain. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: UBETRUN
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
DOH! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I feel sorry for you RL, and the Navy buddy of UBETRUN. If it was me, I might leave her. It never fails. The guy leaves his wife and she turns around and loses weight and tones up.
Jun 7, 2006 | 04:57 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: MrDumass
DOH! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I feel sorry for you RL, and the Navy buddy of UBETRUN. If it was me, I might leave her. It never fails. The guy leaves his wife and she turns around and loses weight and tones up.
DOH! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I feel sorry for you RL, and the Navy buddy of UBETRUN. If it was me, I might leave her. It never fails. The guy leaves his wife and she turns around and loses weight and tones up.
Jun 7, 2006 | 07:26 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
I'm glad i'm not married. But i do have four kids, and they make you fat. I eat whats left on their plates a dinner time thats how i got fat. Come to think about it I don't even make a plate at dinner time. I eat their food.
