Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
Mar 17, 2008 | 07:09 PM
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Your friend needs to stop smoking whatever it is that is rotting his brain!
Your friend needs to stop smoking whatever it is that is rotting his brain!
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From: Saginaw, MN
Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
Make sure the lock nut is TIGHT after setting your valves, and stop as soon as you hear funny noises from your motor !!
"I'm on the pill" is about as reliable as "the check is in the mail"
looking away while following a drunk buddy in your car at 65 in the dark is a bad idea.
taking an early morning wee-wee in the wet grass near an electric fence will open you eyes to a new world of pain.
steam is WAY hotter than you think.
skin will not always grow back .( at least not looking the same )
"I betcha can't" is redneck for "hey, dudes, watch this dumba$$ )
I could go on, I'm old, but I won't bore you any more.
"I'm on the pill" is about as reliable as "the check is in the mail"
looking away while following a drunk buddy in your car at 65 in the dark is a bad idea.
taking an early morning wee-wee in the wet grass near an electric fence will open you eyes to a new world of pain.
steam is WAY hotter than you think.
skin will not always grow back .( at least not looking the same )
"I betcha can't" is redneck for "hey, dudes, watch this dumba$$ )
I could go on, I'm old, but I won't bore you any more.
Mar 18, 2008 | 12:36 AM
#14
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Do you have a balloon?
Do you have a balloon?
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Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: sjbr549
i'm a 12yr vet of that one</end quote></div>
Second tour of duty, here. Don't do it at the age of 21, because "people" think you should.
i'm a 12yr vet of that one</end quote></div>
Second tour of duty, here. Don't do it at the age of 21, because "people" think you should.
Mar 19, 2008 | 03:52 PM
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From: mount airy,nc
Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
i got married when i was 20.12 years ago and counting. it just kindof happened. i thought we would go out a few times have a good time and that would be about it.we're really not that much alike. what i like she don't what she likes i don't,but we still have a good time.if you've seen the tv show "Still Standing" that's us .no joke some of that stuff happenes here.
another one if the wife askes you if you heard her don't say WHAT???
another one if the wife askes you if you heard her don't say WHAT???
Mar 19, 2008 | 03:58 PM
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From: mount airy,nc
Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
when i was a kid we built wooden rabbit traps so
always hit the trap with a longstick or rock to check for skunks. tomatoe juice does work but it takes alot.tomatoe paste does'nt work so well and burn the clothes
always hit the trap with a longstick or rock to check for skunks. tomatoe juice does work but it takes alot.tomatoe paste does'nt work so well and burn the clothes
Mar 19, 2008 | 04:02 PM
#20
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From: Land of the misfit toys
Lessons You've Learned The Hard Way.
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: sjbr549
another one if the wife askes you if you heard her don't say WHAT???</end quote></div>
Huh? is no substitute for What? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
another one if the wife askes you if you heard her don't say WHAT???</end quote></div>
Huh? is no substitute for What? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]