it went something like this. i just got back from a trip after driving 11hrs straight.she was in a mood (not about me yet) so after a 10min rant in the kitchen (me in the living room with the tv on)she asked if i heard a single word she said. i've said "no" before and won't go there again. i've done "yes dear" but she asked me to repeat it(busted) "what and huh" gets a 15min rant about me not listening or caring about her.

 

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that dont go for everyone. i got married on spring break of my seinor year in high school. eight years later it is still the best thing i have ever done, you really dont find it very often but i think we are one of those dream couples. anyway.
#1 A 17HMR can do some serious damage to a big toe, just casue some buddies didnt think i had the ***** to shoot my self, well make a long story short... I SHOWED THEM. not i short a nub on the big toe on my left foot. LOL!
#2 Never use zip ties to hold on a freshly packed cv boot with lots of grease because you dont have the right clamps. took off riding and about 1 min of riding i had freaken grease everywhere. I was back at square one.
Thats all so far, but hey im still pretty young so i still gots lots of things i could learn from in the future.................shea....................... ..

 

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When your buddy gets tangled in a first turn pile up at Hurricane Hills in PA, and gets the exhaust on his CR250 tweaked and pulls off the track for some mechanical adjustment....

You should NEVER NEVER NEVER in the heat of the moment reach up and grab the silencer with your bare hand and wrench it back into place so he can speed away to chase the pack.......

It sucks to have a burn blister on every surface of your entire hand...... thank God there was some mud one the side of the track... I kept my hand covered in the cool mud for a good long while and that helped a lot......

 

REMOVE THE PAD LOCK FROM YOUR REAR SPROCKET BEFORE YOU TRY TO BLAST OFF..........YOUR CHAIN WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT, THAT IS ALL I WANT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
Oh yah, bobcat babies are only cute and cuddly from adistance and yes coyote pupies are always pissed so no they don't make good pets.
when the sign says knock first you really should and wait for an answer you just might see something you shouldn't.
Porcupines are not as slow as they appear, never growl at a baby bear cause mom will try and eat you..feet first. MOOSE ARE NOT YOU FRIEND EVEN IF THEY RING THE DOOR BELL FIRST.

 

when the sign reads " THIN ICE "................................................. ..........................................



When your wife yells your name from across the room never yell " WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT! " back it turns out very badly for you

Ops is always a bad word, funny some time, but always bad

No, 25' cotton wood trees cannot be bent to make the tip touch the ground even with you 140lbs body in it.........

 

and when you say OH SH-t it usually means something is going very wrong