Stinger - When you hit something, usually a stump that's hiding in the grass, and the handlebars whip around, it doesn't <u>break</u> your wrist but it sure does <u>sting</u>. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

If you never had a stinger you haven't really rode a quad.

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Queen Bee - The guy who's dressed from head to toe in black and yellow, to color coordinate with his Z400. Too bad those are the two colors that **** off all bees and wasps.

Hey guys, look at Queen Bee dancing around over there. He got another yellow jacket in his shirt (or pants, helmet, etc.). [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] That was the most entertainment we had for 2 years because it happened <u>every</u> day.

 

SH#############T -- the sound you make after you hit a jump, then
realize your gonna crash into a tree or a big rock totaling your quad, usually
followed by f#ck or sonofb#tch.

 

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: jumbofrank

Quad Butt - The muscle ache and/or saddle sores you get after riding 8+ hours.

After riding 125 miles we all had quad butt and were glad to get back to camp.



P.S. One day at work I told a guy about my weekend ride and said my butt felt like it was getting a sore on it. He said, "If you've never had an *** pimple, you've never been for a real ride." [img][/img]</end quote></div>



Just wear those bike shorts with gel in them under your riding pants and your butt won't get sore. It works very well, you can ride all day with out your butt hurting.

 

Distraction-what is blamed for your hitting a tree, rock, stump, buddies' quad, etc. "I was distracted by that bull moose on that last corner. Didn't you see it.?"

 

widowmaker- a jump in the woods where you must duck underneath a low branch while in the air....

pop and drop- when you climb a vertical cliff wall with a lip overhang at the top, you must pop over the lip and drop on the top....

ex- "yeah that gravel pit has some pop and drop walls better wear your padding"

 

Quad rider-Any member of the carbon dioxide producing 3 or 4 wheeled riding, off road destroying, Earth destroying, (probably radicalized right wing), government hating individuals or groups to be squashed at all costs through every available means.

This definition has been brought to you by the DHS. (I'll call it the Department of Henden Socialists so I don't get in any trouble.)

 

Tetesterorideomaximus-the "my brand of quad is better than your brand of quad" back and forth that is especially fun when talking to your friend stuck in the middle of the mudhole you just got through.

 

Scratch-N. Any number of quad damaging injuries that leave your wallet dry for the next several months. Ex. Yeah, I got a scratch on my quad when I rolled it over on a downhill off camber turn. It cost me $400 to fix the plastic.

 

Bumping the thread for all the new guy/ladies out there.

 

Funny stuff!