Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Told ya so"- what you normaly say when a friend claims he/she can make it through an "easy" obstical, normally followed by them asking for help to get their ride out, then u reply see ya l8r as you ride away.

 

"MONKEYBUTT" is the sore and...more particularly...red condition of your buttocks caused by your butt slapping on the ATV seat from long rides or particularly brutal motocross tracks.

Ever seen a red-assed baboon at the zoo, and wonder why the baboon's butt looks like what your butt feels like?

That's what Monkeybutt is all about

 

Toy Hauler: n. A towable vehicle accessory that provides overnight shelter, storage for up to 15 XL Igloo Coolers, and a means for transporting motorized high speed dirt riding machines. Clearly invented by a guy.

Cosmetic: n. An expression used by ATVers to describe a type of mild damage inflicted on their machines, often as they are removing the machine, piece by piece, from the trunk of their car.

 

Helmet: n. 1. Padded plastic protective head, and sometimes face, covering. 2. Common reply to "How did you not hear me screaming at you, THAT'S COMPLETELY STUPID, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT..."

 

Gas: n. A substance often in short supply during the day, but paradoxically, in over abundance over night. See also "Toy Hauler."

 

Winch: n. Excuse for attempting to traverse a clearly impassible obstacle.

Plow: n. Excuse for buying your 4X4 in the first place.

Riding: v. Simply a means to keeping your battery fully charged so the machine is ready to plow, and something that must be done a few times a week at least, including necessary battery charging weekends with "people you know" that also have machines for practical purposes and are also making similiar sacrifices, doing their best to keep their batteries charged as well. See Toy Hauler.

 

Excellent additions PBLsQuad!

 

Mere flesh wound: n. the type of life threatening injury usually reserved for loggers, alligator wrestlers, and joggers where there are mountain lions. See: hypothermia, cooooooool, easy, rocky, stinger, etc. for examples.

 

Wife: Pronunciation: \ˈwīf\ Function: nounInflected Form(s): plural wives \ˈwīvz\

A device used by most men to determine how much money will be spent on any purchase. e.g. - "The wife said I could only spend this much on mods." Also use to determine permission level for attending events. e.g. - "Yeah, I can go to the mud bogs, but the wife says I gotta be home by 9."