Single - Being able to buy whatever you want without justification in exchange for continual heartbreak and loneliness.

 

OK guys/gals...After reading through the pages of this thread, I have one suggestion. Shortening the definitions in reference to WIFE.

WIFE...Regulator for all things and or activities when in reference to the human Male that is attached to said Female of the human species.



Great thread Moose!!

 

Too funny. Honestly, my wife has more common sense about finances than me. She really is a good sport and gives me a lot of freedom. Big ticket items just have to wait a bit. (Is she done looking over my shoulder?)

 

Found out about wifes extra activities..... Never get a divorce in California... I escaped with my truck my pistol and the cloths on my back and nothing else..

New dictionary.......

Screwed - What happens when you get a California divorce.

 

Cloud 9: Where your riding down a trail and you get going fast and it feels so nice, gliding over every root,log,jump and you dont want to let off the gas till you come to a tight corner and slam on the brakes XD

 

Hers: An atv that runs flawlessly.


His: What Hers was until she rode it.

 

Great thread!! So many true ones.....and I can picture certain individuals in our group that pertain to those definitions,

If you haven't read this thread, give it a once over....if you've read it in the past, I say give it another read for some good chuckles

 

Hiccuphickgasitis-What happens to your quad when you get gas at a rural gas station and it starts backfiring and stalling shortly thereafter.

Gumoutamsoilcarbefier-Substances used after getting home even though above problem seems to have cleared itself.

 

Rooster-No, not the Foghorn Leghorn variety. The giver of Sand Sammiches, Whoopie Pies, and other coverings that leave your fellow riders speechless with the exception of words I can't repeat here.

Whoopie Pie-A favorite roost given when going into a mudhole with the guy who stays too close to your quad right behind you.

 

BAN-The Beergut Accident Noters. A group of New England riders who, because of Beergut's riding antics and other accidents, take note of Beergut's latest death-defying feat. Be it, forest fires, bombs going off, 360s gone bad, turtle-like quad on its back accidents, or any other activity that could cause pain both in the wallet and to the body.