Hey, I'm going to start up an All NEW ATV Magazine. Here is a peview: Every Quad from every Manufacturer is the BEST. The first issue is going to feature "Quads of the Year" picks. Want me to ruin it for you? They ALL WIN!!!! Every Quad available on the market today and in the future. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

Our Theme at "EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE" will be: "They are ALL the BEST"

It will Feature "Nothing Bad about ANYTHING!" There will be No Test Ride articals (Who needs them, they're ALL Winners), No Shootouts (There ALL do Everything the Best).

Nothing but Pretty Pictures.

To keep things above board and honest, we will NOT accept any Advertizing Dollars, so we will need Investors. Anyone want to give me sveral thousand dollars? It's a Great investment! Think of how Everyone will be so Happy with the fact that their Quad is the best. Here is your opportunity to produce the perfect Magazine. No Loosers, just Winners. No Negatives, just Possitives, No Criticisums, Nothing but Praises.

Subscriptions will cost $100.00 for 6 Issues. Isn't it worth it to be told that you are "ALL" RIGHT, That your Quad IS the BEST Quad Ever Made?

So come on, Dig DEEP. send your money to:

"EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE" (The Galaxies #1 ATV Publication)
P.O. BOX Duhhh,
IAMRIGHT, Mars, 00001

This is going to be GREAT, I"M GOING TO BE FILTHY STINKING RICH!!!!!

 

I just started on my second issue. The feature artical will be:

"Yamaha Raptor vs Honda Recon"
With the Sub-title being: "Both appear to be Equal Performers"

I'm concidering: "Banshee vs Quadsport50" & "Z400 vs KFX400". Of course there will be No Loosers, Just Winners!!!

Let me know what you would like to see. We want Everyone Happy here at "EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE"

 

Hehe...that's pretty funny. I'm suprised nobody else replied [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] .

Either way I got a laugh out of it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Thank God you realized that it was just a Joke. I posted it in another forum, and it got pretty Ugly!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

I think you are right about your 'magazine'. The only thing people want to read is that their machine is the best, the other's are junk, and they want the magazines to confirm that. When they don't , the mag is biased and being paid my the manufacturers. The BEST machine is the one that is RIGHT for YOU!