just for fun guys!

let's post some!


"if you always think the way you've always thought
then you are always going to feel the way you always felt

and if you always feel the way you've always felt
then you are always going to do what you've always done

and if you always do what you've always done
then you will always get what you've always got. "

 

" You can't F@#K a chicken without breaking a few eggs! "


" A Fool and his money are some party! "


" Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow "


" I'll try anything twice. "

 

Opinions are like a$$holes, everyone has one

your damned if you do, and your damned if you don't

"you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a rats a$$"

"I'm a lesbian thats trapped inside a mans body"

"Born in the backwoods, raised in a cave....Beer and pu$$y is all I crave"


Thats all I can think of for now

 

Crap~ forgot the duck tape ones!


"If you can't duck it, F' it"
"Duck tape is like the Force, there is a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together"

ok, had to throw the duck tape ones in there.

 

Someone told me this one ahile back that was really funny. It pertained to a special price on a product

"That deal is like a limp d!ck, you can't beat it"[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

"Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reason"

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing."

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"

"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."

 

Here's a couple from this forum that I like:

"The key to any relationship is honesty and if you can fake that you're in"

"Fighting over the internet is like running in the special olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded"

 

i had seen this one a while ago, was on a sticker, said


hold my trophy while i kiss your girlfriend

 

"Here hold my beer and watch this"

"I ****** kisses and visa versa"

 

"fighting on the forums is like competing in the special olympics....even if you win you are still retarded"
(just a quote dont get all pi$$ed at me for it)


and

"hold my hammer while I nail your girlfriend"

"hacking is like sex...your in...your out...and you hope you didnt leave nething that they can trace back to you"

 

It's better to ask forgivness than permission

I'm running late but making good time.

Time is money and i'm going broke.

More will come to me later.......[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]