...I find it easier to ask for forginess then permission...not better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Not always easier MN. But either way in a pinch, forgivness is the way to fly!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

My grandfather told me once.....he's really cool. " When you get to be my age, having sex is like trying to shoot pool with rope."[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

"John, your pen!s was on time but you were 15 minutes late."

 

i started laughing my a$$ when i read that.

 

"no falls no *****, no guts no glory"

heres one of my favorite things to say when being asked hows that fit? " like socks on rooster"

"im busier then a cat covering ****"

" youll never see it from my house"

"baby this isnt a beer gut, its a baby elephant you wanna see its trunk?"


"its like sore d!ck, just cant beat it"

thats all i got for now.....

 

"no good deed goes unpunished."

 

you're as worthless as **** on a bull

the answer to any question.... bend over ill show you

sex is like a sport... first one to come wins so far im undefeated

 

you have something on your chin (when they wipe their chin tell em) no the other one.

put dumbest comment ever made here..... yeah and al gore invented the internet.

 

think of all the beer you can possibly drink and double it and you might have enough.

 

i have a dog's attitude: if you cant eat it or hump it,**** on it